| OK so i'm a 25 year old male, met this 20yr old at a bar in town the other night. We hit it off, I used the name neumonics game to help remember her name and also to make her laugh...it worked. So i related her name to that of kelly kapowski, the old saved by the bell character....and she called me zack morris all night. Fair enough.
I convince her and a friend to roll to an after party, me and kapowski are making out in the bathroom, hands down pants, and we decide to roll to my place. problem is she has her other friend and some dude the friend wasn't that into, in her car. so she walks me upstairs, goodnight makeout, number close, thats that.
That same night:
ME: nice reuiniting with old friends from TV sitcoms, zack morris isn't so used to sleeping alone though. dissapointing
About 20 mins later:
HER: umm goodnight gorgeous : ) u owe me dinner no questions asked.....
Went to bed, texted her in the morning:
ME: sorry, zack morris is watching the superbowl with his bros today, maybe this week if you're lucky.
HER: zack morris was a homosexual. Are you tring to hint something ; )
ME: Yep, you got me. i'm blowing you off because I'm into dudes. you have me all figured out. sorry to shatter your hopes and dreams.
Then I didn't get a text back at all. Monday(the next day)....I didn't text her at all until about 4pm
ME: Glad to see all the dedicated surfers made it out to the pier today, good seeing you there ; )
she surfs too of course, and I was clearly poking fun at her for not being at the pier........no text back. until.....
I'm walking out of the grocery store at 730pm w/ my cart and randomly run into her.
HER: OMG how are you? big hug.
blah blah what have you been up to?
HER: I actually just woke up, anyway call me...lets do sushi this week.
I get home then an hour later she texts me in reference to the previous surfing text.
HER: ya ya whatever. u blushed in front of me that's cute. what r u doin tonight?
10 mins later
ME: ha. riiight. clearly i'm the nervouse 7th grader. i'm watching tv and being awesome. you?
Nothing back
about 2hrs later...
ME: wow, you might be the worlds worst texter...you lose friends that way.
now its the next day and I havent heard from her. I know the last text i sent was terrible and completely full of lower value. But she DID say to call her when i ran into her at the grocery store. so do I call her when i get off work here this evening and go do something fun? or did i screw it up with the texting so bad last night that I should wait until later in the week to call her?
please, all constructive criticism is welcome.....
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