| So last night I was at my favorite bar and I noticed this really cute chick surrounded by like 5 AMOGs. I knew It wouldnt be easy to open her so I waited till the right opportunity. She took a few darts off the dartboard to throw (she wasnt playing a game). So I walked over and stood in front of the dartboard pretending to take a picture of something out the window across the street. I turned to face her and said something accusing her of trying to throw darts at my head. She was a little cold so I changed the topic a bit. I told her that if she made one bulls-eye out of the three darts, I would buy her and her friends 20 pitchers the following week. Naturally, she missed all three, so i grabbed the darts and said "ok, now what do i win if I make one?" She agreed to buy me a drink if I made it. Boom! bullseye first shot. I turn to her for my prize and she looks at me bewildered. Then says shes not buying me a drink and walks away. Granted, this was after last call, and the bar was about to close within 5 min.
Next week I plan on approaching her again full-game in tow, using the drink she owes me as an opener. I need to go in prepared. Any advice on where to go from there? Keep in mind, she was a little cold, she will be surrounded by AMOGs, she said she wouldnt buy me my drink, I dont know if she has a bf, and I cant find her on FB / Myspace. All I have is a name.
P.S. during this I came up with my personal best BF destroyer ever. The one AMOG who she had been talking to came up and said "who the fuck is this". I patted him on the shoulder and said "easy pops, Ill have her back by midnight". (im aware touching the AMOG is never a good idea, but I dont have to worry about getting hit at this particular bar.)
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