Ok guys. So im kinda new to this whol Pua thing. Ive been experimenting with online sarging just to see responses and what not before I go out and hit the real field

So ive been chatting with this chick lately and the conversation has been going like this lately (jumping to middle of conversation) :::::

Me: Ouch, that comment burned.

Emily: Yeah. I was just trying to burn you again so I could show off my awesome nurse skills!

Me: You know, we've only been talking for two minutes, and already I'm having trouble imagining you as a nurse lol.

Emily: Haha and why is that??

Me: I bet you are the kinda girl who would beat up a kid for a lollypop and then take him to the hospital afterwards ha.
Dont know, but I have that feeling.

Emily: Geeezzz, you make me seem heartless.

Me: Hahaha noooo......
But im sure there is a little cute girl inside of you that wants to be hugged and appreciated for who she is

Emily: I am cute! with certain people!
i just like arguing with you >.<

Me: Mhmm........and why is that?

Emily: Because you are fun to argue with hun!!
Everyone else I'm just like..
Aweh!! -hugs-

Me: Haha, im glad you say that. Not many people can handle my sarcasm and wit.
Soo, your off to a good start Emily

Emily: I'm off to a good start... for a Texan right

Me: Haha, yea exactly...............for a Texan
You dont seem much like a Texan though. More closer to the mentality of a Californian.
A bad Californian at that...............
but still......A Californian XD

Emily: XD Gee thanks!
And what's so special about my left eye?!
(SHE SAID THIS BECAUSE I JUST MADE A COMMENT ON ONE OF HER PICTURES THAT SAID "you left eye looks sexy")

Me: Nothing really. I just think its better than your right eye. Your almost pretty enough to be a model. Like maybe an eye or hand model or something Xp

Emily: Haha!!!! Oh my gosh!! You are like my favorite person ever!!! XD

Me: Ha, oh is that so??

Emily: Yes!! Because everyone else is like, "Nice boobs" or "Nice ass" and you are like "I like your left eye!" XDDD
I lol'ed

Me: Haha.... Sorry, but I dont kiss ass. IM GONNA SAY WHATS ON MY MIND
If im your favorite, then why IN GODS NAME am I not on yout friends list. pshhhhhhhh

Emily: Because you are being stubborn and going to make me do all the work and add you!!
Because that's how lazy Texans work :PP jk

Me: Ha, and why should I add YOU??? Is it because your special or something??? ;P pleaseee explain.

Emily: It's because I'm a Texan!
And if you don't I may start to think you LIKE me and are just teasing me.



OK so guys i need your help. Please analyze the discussion above and tell me what I should reply back and some routines or strategies. Im really new to this and Im was just playin around with her. I can sense she is into me and is really intrigued. She is extremely hot. Maybe a 9. Please criticize and guide me.

Thanks

HOLY SHIT............Over 1000 views, and no help or replies yet?!?!?
What...the....fuck....

well, Im really new to this too. But it seems like a shit test to me. She already knows you like her, otherwise you wouldnt be talking to her. Now, although she says she will think you like her if you dont add her, you`d be jumping into her hoop! Get her to do something for you and then reward her by adding her. You`re still the guy and she expects you to do most of the moves, but she hasnt done anything for you yet.

Just my two cents, im really new though!

Ha, yea thats what I thought. Thanks for you advice bro, its always appreciated.
Yea, im for sure not adding her myself.
She actually added me like 30 minutes ago and she said ""making me do all the work eh?""

Any other opinions on how to go forward with this? Routines, methods, ect......
come on guys I know your out there

Bump

Online is as good as meaningless unless you can move it offline. I do not see how being added as a friend helps...maybe I'm missing something.

Good chat though imho. Do NOT answer or comment on her saying ""making me do all the work eh?"". Ignore and start a new topic.

Ah, yea exactly. Well im goin to Texas in a couple of weeks, so by then I want her to feel comfortable enough for us to exchange numbers and possibly meet..

Yea, i didnt reply to the "making me work eh?", I just started a new topic like you said.

Do you guys any suggesting on how to wrap this up and make her crazy about me? I have no idea how to go about this till the end.

Lol whenever I see guys using hex faces such as :P and ;) I just want to smash my head into a wall.

I hope you like the friend zone, because using those faces you're going to be assumed gay. In real life, would you really stick your tongue out at someone? It's different when a girl does it, because it is feminine and teasing and in line with gender expectations. When a guy does it, it's just like them holding their arm up with their wrist limp, and then saying something with a lisp.

Next time you want to use those faces, imagine you saying something along the lines of "thats totally fabulous, like omg!!"

because thats most likely how you look in her eyes

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THANK YOU!

You are so right about the gay thing. Yea, i realize smileys just mess up the whole process.
I was thinking the exact same thing. I dont understand why the f**ck i do it, but I just add them last second. Its a shitty habit. But im definetly going to stop it if i want to get out the friend zone.
The online game fucks with me because i forget to act like i would in real life. Theres no way I would fuckin wink or stick my tongue out in sarging in real life. As you said, thats some gay shit.

Thanks alot Thomas for the help, opened my eyes to that issue. Will fix that for sure.