FMG

Hi, mii nam iZ ____. buT aLL my frendz kall mi ___. Ima BITCH.I'm 19! I don' giv a fuk aBoUT ur opinion or wut shit u has to say. I are in collage n luv to to laFF! I so INDEPEnDANt.

I'm onli 19, I've been through some tuff shiT, I'm Alot more mAtUR3 than most mah age. I tRu5T no one n won't hesitate to whoop sum jerks ass. I HATE drama, and don wanna play games, if uR a playa or just wanna quik lay move on cuz I aint no slut!

I luv muzic n dansing and laffinG and just havin a g00D tyme with my frendZ. I don hav a car, I stay wit ma mom n daddy (yeah Daddys GurL so watch out!). I've got two pretty baby boys, little ____ is turning 5 this munth!

Onlii msg me if you got yo own place, a car, and a jayOhBee. and you must be at least 6'3. I'm 5'4 so this totally fucking makes sense right!? Sex will be like a great dane and a chihuahua!

Oh look at my pix! PC4PC cuz I'm ahug e attn whore! Don't comment on all my cleavage pix or u R a perv, oh waiit thats all I has so comment away. Most of my pix R from like when I wuz 16 creeper! We all know Ima fucking whale after those two bastards I popped out!

Here's my AIM/YAHOO/MSN/CellPHONE, lets chaT for hours everyday! I really jsut wanna chat for hours so i kan put ya in the LJBCF zone

I lookin 4 a serious relationship only!! Must be willing to be a father to my kidz, support me 100% and be my taxi. Hopefully you'll give me anoter child so I can cheat on you and put yuo ona 18yr payment plan!

Be sure to be HAWT too, or I won't repsond.


As I said at the beggining FMG, fuck my Generation

Sadly I've seen 30 year olds with similar profiles.

Funny how I've seen that profile "across the board". With every race, from every social class. Interesting

Hahaha.

the truth is sooo funny

I seen those profiles more than once and they just crack me up. I don't even bother with them.

Sadly I've used this in a recon profile. You would not believe the kinda shit this gets.

translation please...i refuse to read that

Haha I actually laughed out loud when reading your "ghetto" profile. Yeah I've seen these before, usually I get anal with improper spelling but that just PISSES ME OFF.

I give you the cliff note version which is "I think I am some hot ass girl that can get any guy and you be lucy to have me and have a kid with me which I will make you pay for."

Out of curiousity what were the male mails like? - pure extreme or weird stuff I guess

omg, that's great!

7 of the first 12 emails were all pretty direct "Lets fuck" type messages. 2 were "wanna hangout tonight at ______?, 1 was a"Hi", 1 was a money offer for "cybering" or more. Disgusting.

My favorite was from an (older) female who called me several variations of bitch/cunt/stupid/slut ranting about how I was making women look retarded and carrying stereotypes on about young women from inner cities.

Before deleting the profile there was an email with some guy asking about my views on golden showers and if I'd consider wiping his ass after he took a shit on some other chick. Wow...

All typical AFC-style messages.

The things girls get while online never cease to amaze me.