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So long story short me my boy and two HB 8's in my apartment that we met at the local bar drinking wine having a good time.. my boy and his girl are locked in my girl is giving me strong IOI's laying on me grabing my thigh telling me im so much better looking than the guy shes "kinda talking to" etc etc. her girlfriend is pushing her onto me hardcore telling her friend how hot she thinks I am and that we would be perfect together- doesnt get better than that.. passed the first shit test told me she has kids.. could tell she was lying but passed the test in flying colors by responding " Great I love kids how old are they boys/girls?" Ok heres the second and last test that i failed miserably.. my boy is getting ready to hook up with his girl and tells us to go into my room I go to take my girls hand and shes like where are we going.. her girlfriend replys to hook up duh! her response was "Im not hooking up with anyone" So mind you im 3 bottles of vino deep instead of dealing with that shit test I get mad say "ok Goodnight then! and walk into my bedroom alone and passout" Very frustrated because of all the strong IOI's and kino from her all night.. Failed horribly over a stupid shit test.. I should have said "Yah Im not hooking up with anyone either." and whispered in her ear lets leave these two alone give them some privacy.. got her alone in my bedroom and then it would have been a wrap!... but hey live and learn
Damn, that's why you don't pick up under the influence.