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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:05 am 
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Ok tonight all I have to say is dont do drugs and attempt to have sex. Vicodin in particular to make it quick..I threw up all over the girl about 5 minutes into it. Don't think ill be seeing much of her anymore. SHIT!


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and alcohol, I had the hardest damn time gettin it up the other night, she grinded on me, sucked it, gave me handjobs, I was even jerkin it tryin to get it up and he was just done... so I did what any guy trying to save face would do... I ate that pussy like no other and hit it in the morning real good... must've worked, she came back later that day to watch football and I hit it at half-time!! Vicodins tho will sure fuck you, I took a 500 mg in college when I had my girlfriend, got her all worked up and we tried to get me up for like 2 hrs to no avail, dont eat pain pills if you'll be needing to get it up....


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and alcohol, I had the hardest damn time gettin it up the other night, she grinded on me, sucked it, gave me handjobs, I was even jerkin it tryin to get it up and he was just done... so I did what any guy trying to save face would do... I ate that pussy like no other and hit it in the morning real good... must've worked, she came back later that day to watch football and I hit it at half-time!! Vicodins tho will sure fuck you, I took a 500 mg in college when I had my girlfriend, got her all worked up and we tried to get me up for like 2 hrs to no avail, dont eat pain pills if you'll be needing to get it up....
But alcohol is good for getting people to have sex...

...AS LONG as both parties are drunk, and the purpose behind drinking is NOT for taking advantage (Eg:Parties, girl's consent to drink with you,etc...).

But yea: Drugs arent good for the sex life.
Period.


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Ive got a funny story about alcohol and sarging.

During my AFC days my friends and I crashed a party that was really meant for another school. We knew a guy there and we were told to bring friends, so we did. Like 15. Now I think back we out alpha'd them bad since no one commented or complained, they all just stared us down.
So im quite content spending this night just drinking and hanging out with my buds. We start playing the drinking game Circle of death. My drink of choice Vodka/Sprite. Little did I know, but the amature bar tender was pooring me glasses of 80% vodka 20% sprite. Waterfall after waterfall (when one person in a circle starts drinking then then next and you can only stop when the person infront of you stops) I kept downing these vodka sprites. After a while my pretty hammered ass asks the bartender "Fucking christ this is my 8th one how strong are you making these?" I find out later i drank a bottle and 3/4 of a bottle of absolute vodka.
I have never been that drunk before, im totally gone. My friends and I move on and go to a couch and im just sitting there swaying slightly, completely anhilated.

Now you know when your soo drunk that you have to make an effort to listen nevermind speak? Yeah i was there. All of a sudden i look over at this wall across the room. There is a cute maybe 8 blond standing there looking vunerable and alone. I stand up and start walking/stumbling over to her. Im walking and im thinking of all the talking and shit tests i'd have to go through to get into her panties. The more i think about it the more daunting it becomes. I finally get over to her, shes smiling giving me really good IOI's, she opens with a 'Hi'.
My mind races, im so drunk I cant think, i panic and give up in my head. I think to myself "Fuck that." except i didnt. I said it outloud straight to her face. I walked right up to this girl, she said 'hi' and I said almost emidiately after "FUCK THAT" in a drunken slurr and i turn around and walk off. Her ego must have been crushed she looked so hurt.

Moral of the story; dont drink and sarge. Do one or the other. Hitting on girls drunk just lowers the overall view of males through female's eyes.
Pick up is about being the perfect guy in the eyes of the girls.

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Mixing girls and drugs usually turn out pretty bad. Dont do it. You dont need it.

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she said 'hi' and I said almost emidiately after "FUCK THAT"
chikito is my hero.


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Now THAT's a neg. :lol:
Good story, Chikito

Yeah, lay off the drink and drugs if you're serious about sarging. You need your wits about you.

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I walked right up to this girl, she said 'hi' and I said almost emidiately after "FUCK THAT" in a drunken slurr and i turn around and walk off. Her ego must have been crushed she looked so hurt.
Lol, Thats so horrible yet so funny!


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chikito you legend!
thats hall of fame recognition,

man las nite i fucked in the town center pissd up and it was good,

few times before some really good sex whilst stoned,

not gettin it up is sometimes a struggle but when my dicks smells pusssy then its down to business.

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