Just got a Hello Kitty SPAM card. I'm not joking. It's easily the coolest thing I've gotten in a while and I want to milk it for all it's worth.

Trying to figure out an opener for it. Something along the lines of "If a guy had a Hello Kitty SPAM card, would you think he was gay?"

I need something to elicit a strong response, and hopefully one along the lines of "Yes" or "Absolutely" so I can do the whole "Oh, well, guess that means it'll never be" at which point I'm either asked if I really have one, or the situation is ripe for me to pull it out of my wallet.

A buddy of mine did tell me that "Only a real man would have that in Texas" (I just moved down here from Washington, again), which I thought was funny enough to warrant me remembering it.

Any advice? I'm not half bad at opening, and have some openers I worked on a lot last year that I'll post to the Opener thread later, but I can't help but think this is a gold mine that I'm just having trouble breaking open.