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| the scamp | PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:53 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:55 pm Posts: 216 Location: W Sussex | | Hi Guys,
Gonna call up a girl I've been texting, messaging for a while. Do a bit of online game when I'm not out as I figure it should improve my outside game.
So anyway I've got the buying temperature pretty high (push pull, negging etc), and she imploring me to call her for some saucy chat.
So I figure do it tonight, obviously there is an art to talking dirty on the phone to a girl you've never met.
I reckon to prepare some shit, but anyone got any good suggestions.
Otherwise it just resorts to " I wanna f@~k you" and gets really dull
I reckon it could be a good opportunity to try out some "Shock and Awe" lines.
Hit me guys!
Will report tomorrow
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| Buz | PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:14 pm | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:48 pm Posts: 118 | | Dude, Just create a fantasy, women love stories for some reason.
"I come into your room, wake you with a kiss, pull back the curtains so the moon lights-up the room, i rip open my shirt and you start kissing my chest" that's how i usually start Phone sex.
Just create a story and take it where ever you want. Read a few romance novels and you'll get the idea.
remember foreplay with phone sex is just as important as foreplay with real sex, if not more important.
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| the scamp | PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:22 pm | |
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| the scamp | PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:01 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:55 pm Posts: 216 Location: W Sussex | | Hi Guys,
So here’s the follow up. Went really well, thanks to Buz for the warm up routine. Moved into a neg or two, called her Newbie as she’s a younger than me and a pikey for not going to work today
Scamps tips for Phone satisfaction
Keep a bit of paper with some suggestions of things to say (stops the awkward silences)
Speak clearly and slowly, for some reason my saucy phone voice is extremely Posh
Get the girl to do likewise. When she says something rude. Get her to repeat it slowly, ending the final word with an inflection
Eg, (capitals shows emphasis, not Shouting!)
Her – “Jeez i am so wet”
Him – “NO say it PROPERLY”
Her – “How do you mean?”
Him – “say, Jeez (pause) I am SO (pause) WET-eh”
Her – “Jeez (pause) I am SO (pause) WET-eh”
Him – “You have NO idea how hot you sound..”
etc
Kind of a similar thing to Ciaran’s Shock And Awe, and now I‘ve got an idea of how to calibrate this in the field and will definitely try this when I am in the right mood (sexy, cocky funny).
Would really recommend this as good exercise to improve game.
To be honest it just got filthy, make a girl FEEL sexy and you’re halfway there.
Try stuff out and gauge how she responds
Eg. This girl hated the word “Moist” (could feel the mood dissipate when I used it), so I used “Wet-eh” BUT she loved being told she was; bad, naughty, filthy etc
Have fun guys!
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