Ok, so i met this girl last night, easily an hb9, shes been in a few magazines in the uk (nuts, zoo etc). Shes got a few piercings and tattoos and seems to be really into that whole image. I havent got any tattoos and im finding it a regular occurance with girls, that they all seem to ask if i have any tattoos. I feel pretty lame every time i say no cos you can tell that they were hoping that i had and it then just spoils the conversation
Has anyone got any tips to reply with when a girl asks if you have any tattoos but you havnt got any....?
Advice would be appreciated cos im damned if i let this stupid issue ruin my chances with any hb's.
Btw, i got her number and a kiss close if your interested, got plans to meet up soon!

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Well the only thing I can tell you is only to get one if you really want to, regardless of some girl. It's for you only, you have to live with it for life.

LOL, can't help you too much as I have quite a few tattoos myself. You can either get one, but only if you really want to. Or you can simply tell her that you like yourself just the way you are.

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im looking at getting some tattoos because i really want some but im still trying to find the right ones for me. I jst feel its kinda boring for her to hear that i havent got something shes interested in........

it's better to have no tattoos as opposed to lame ones, believe me. I was 16 when i got my first one and while its a tribute to my uncle its still the cliche traditional tattoo everyone and their mother gets

Sometimes when I head out I'll peacock with a press on tatoo of something really childish like a goldfish or a mini tribal thing on the inside of my arm right under the elbow. I wear my sleeves kinda low (like 3/4 down) so if a girl asks I build it up as something real hardcore and then show her a lil goldfish. Works like a charm until I figure out which tatoo I really want.

Lexus has a good idea there. I personally want to beat the crap out of every person I see with tats they just picked off the wall or that mean nothing to them. I've got 3 and I designed them all and I can guarantee not another person on the planet has the same ones. My advice would be to either play it CF and toss on a cute press on goldfish or something along those lines and then tell them you've only got one, but you're not sure if you should show it cause its a gang symbol and then after you build it up pretty good show them your little fish. Either that, or just be honest and tell them that you're tired of seeing people with tazmanian devils and cliche tribal in the same places all the time and you are waiting till you can find something that fits your personality. Thats a good way to keep the conversation moving, because you can get her to show you what she has and you can get her opinion on what would look good on you (make sure you keep up the CF and bust her balls if she says anything cliche or stupid, but you can get her to play along and make up some good joke ideas too).

Good tips guys thanx alot. I like the goldfish one! lol. I think i might try it!
I agree with the fact that id rather have a tattoo that actually means something to me, rather than just getting one for the hell of it! ....ive actually just thougt of a cool tattoo that fits the bill! hmmn.....

Actually, I have a real thing for women with tattoos. Dunno why but anyway...

I approach them alot because of their tattoos and we will talk about them and where they got them etc. Then when they ask if I have any tattoos I always say:

PUA (Thats me) : "I would love to have a tattoo but I know how my interests peak and fade. So I want something that is going to be permanent in my life. Something that I want to use my body as a billboard for, for the rest of my life. And as soon as I find that something I will get it immediately. Thats actually why I ask people about their tattoos, so that I can know what artists are good and which ones aren't."

Thats what I do anyway.

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"My girlfriend talked me into tattooing her name on my butt - and then broke up with me the next day." (sniff! mock tears) "Now I can only date women named [insert your target's name here]...SO, it really IS nice to meet you..." (wink at her)

This one works even better if she has an unusual name. This also gives her a great subtle way to suggest that she wants to get it on with you - if at any point in the evening that she wants to see your tattoo "later", you know you're in.

OR

"Yeah, I've got a tattoo - but I can't show it to you!" Then just smile at her with a twinkle in your eye.

I have just signed up to this site (very new to the community) and expected my first post to be asking for advice rather than giving it, but I can really help on this one as I've been asked the tattoo question so many times in the past (seems to be a favorite question with girls) and it has led to a very lengthy conversation 'EVERY' time regardless of the fact that I haven't had any tattoos - until recently anyway, I've just had my first one done.

If you're a blank canvas (so to speak) there are so many things to talk about, don't think for a moment that a lack of tattoos means a lack of conversation about tattoos.

I designed a tattoo myself over a year ago and have kept a copy of the design in my wallet ever since, something I TOTALLY recommend doing as it has been such a useful conversational tool/prop. Whenever I have been asked the tattoo question I have been able to say that I have designed one (a DHV in itself if it's good enough) but haven't had it done yet and I ask if they want to see it, which they always do. This then leads to conversations about where on my body I should have it done, how big I should get it, what colour ink, where I should go to get it done, etc, etc - it goes on and on. It has previously resulted in girls passing it round to their friends, getting their other friends advice, holding the design up to various body parts and me showing them where I want it by holding it against them, a legitimate excuse to go Kino.

Now that I actually have one means that a lot of these conversation possibilities have disappeared, I was actually in a better situation when (like you) I didn't have any so don't rush into anything! Even when the tattoo conversation starts to dry up, it usually leads to conversations about body piercing and even scarification - look it up if you don't know what that is, it's weird! If you're not artistic enough to design a tattoo for yourself, just print off a design you like from the internet and keep that in your wallet, depending on how honest you are you could even pass it off as your own design, I doubt she'd ever know any different.

Hope this helps, good luck.

You could say something like: yeah look down at your crotch and say but I do't think I can show it to you right now. And when they ask what is it say something like i'm just playin around I don't have any tattoo's and just change the subject. I like this way because it allows them to see your sense of humor.