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Manda Chuva
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These are simple priceless.

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was on holiday in south africa
HB: what is the closest thing to KFC in england?
me: er...KFC!
HB: o i thought KFC was south african.
me: im pritty sure its from USA
HB: wow, i never knew that.

lol!! funniest thing ever!!
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Location: tunbridge wells, kent
was on holiday in south africa
HB: what is the closest thing to KFC in england?
me: er...KFC!
HB: o i thought KFC was south african.
me: im pritty sure its from USA
HB: wow, i never knew that.

lol!! funniest thing ever!!
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HB8's friend: She has not had anything to drink she is just that dumb
haha, freaking priceless!

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I got a great one from yesterday!

Her: "Take a shit I'm thirsty!"

It is not as crazy when you hear the explanation, she wanted to go to a bar and drink and I needed to use the bathroom first, but still, the line is priceless :)

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HB8's friend: She has not had anything to drink she is just that dumb

This is really Funny :D :D
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female:(my name)i cant get the sky remote to work!!!!

me: looks laughs walks up to her and turns the remote 180 degrese yes she had it faceing the wrong way

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really stupid......

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sent me a text with "I'm going for a number 2, love you"
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"You haven't called me in almost a WEEK and I read in COSMO that if a guy doesn't call you in a week then he's a JERK so you're a JERK!"

Psycho...
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this one is hilarious, I just had to post it.

Yesterday a HB9 from work and I had to go together on some errand in the car for our boss. She was holding a map and I was driving. I noticed that she held the map upside down an decided to test her...

Bucc: OK, I need some directions, where are we right now? (meaning on the map obviously)
HB9: Well, right here... (she points to the road ahead).
Bucc: staring at her in disbelief...

I was laughing so uncontrollably that I had to pull over! Luckily she laughed to, she actually a quite intelligent girl. No really!

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Me: .... and someday I'd like to go to a shooting range.
HB: Is that a place where you can shoot guns?

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The Persian
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"The twin towers, where's that?"
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Well just so you know, there are a few Twin Towers around, just like there area few World trade Centers. (well at least I know there was one in US, and there is one in Dubai so I assume there must be more)
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