I'll start from the beginning.
I was supposed to go sarging with a couple friends who I've introduced to the community. I was the "experienced" one, meaning I had opened about 20 sets to date, number closed on a few. They were complete noobs.
One backed out; the other showed up, but after I had opened two sets he was too nervous and went home (he'd only been on this and other forums a few times; not enough research).
The two sets I'd opened were done, as my friends had blown them, so I sat at the bar alone and had a couple beers. A sweet ass two set walked in, a 8 and a 8.5, with a guy in tow. I figured what the hell, worst comes to worst I go home with a few beers in me, and opened the set.
I went straight to the guy and said, "I got into a big fight with a couple friends from work, and need your opinion. Who's the hotter Jessica; Biel or Alba?"
He bit, and I entered into a five minute debate (I chose Alba, FYI).
I dropped a couple negs on both girls until I realized that the 8 was the guys girlfriend, and then proceeded to focus my negs on the 8.5 (worked to my benefit anyway). I used some of the classics. "You have some food stuck between your teeth." "Damn, do you always speak when someone is talking?" Etc.
Just as they had come in I had paid my tab while grabbing one last beer, so I used that as my time constraint early on. "Hey, I was gonna head out once this beer is finished, but we need to settle this before I go" (we never did).
After ignoring/negging the HB8.5 for about fifteen minutes I finally engaged her by discussing personalities. I used the C vs. U shaped smile line on the whole party, talking about Alba vs. Biel, but intentionally remained vague on all the descriptions (mainy because both Alba and Biel have C shaped smiles
)
When prodded as to how I knew that I did the Animal Personality test on the 8.5. However, I put my own twist on it, utilizing kino as much as possible. After telling her to close her eyes I took her hand and pranced my fingers upon it, saying "this is an open field." I then ran my fingers in the center of her hand saying, "this is a lake." Next the bottom of her hand; "this is an ocean." Finally, I pressed firmly in three spots; "these are trees." I then held her hand firmly, but not hard, and said "somewhere in this setting is you represented by an animal. What are you?"
She said that she was a Swan. I told her that she was a sensitive and emotional dreamer, believing in the true beauty in the power of the self (courtesy of
http://members.tripod.com/~onespiritx/magick18.htm, I'd never take credit where it's due). She at it up.
At that point I told everyone that I was leaving to smoke a joint and go to bed (I knew already that everyone smoked at the table).
The girls begged me to stay, so I said "I'm going for a walk, come along."
I brought the two girls and the guy to my favorite smoking spot. It's an observation post along a trail overlooking a pond. While walking there we were split in twos; the guy was with his girl and I was walking with my arm around the HB8.5.
Half-way through the J I turned to the HB8.5 and offered her a shotty. Now, there are several ways to give a shotty; I offered the non-touchy way, where one blows smoke through the back end of the J. It was then passed to the guy and the other girl. Mind you, I had my arm around the HB8.5 the whole time.
When the J came my way again I went bold. "Give me a real shotty," I said.
"What do you mean?" she replied. I took a deep hit, lightly held the back of her head, and brought it towards me. I then kissed her while transferring the smoke in my lungs.
The guy immediately stood up.
"Come with me," he said.
"Why?" I replied. "Let's finish this and get out of here," I continued.
"Come with me NOW." He emphasized the 'now' so I did as well. We walked off the observation deck a little ways. He then grabbed my shoulder, pulling me so that I was looking in his eyes. "You touch her again and I'll snap your neck, got it?"
Now, I'm a 2nd degree black belt. I wasn't intimidated. That being said, I didn't know what to do; this guy had his girlfriend with him, why was he fucking with me? If I kicked his ass, I was surely done for the night with the HB8.5.
I just said that it was cool, no worries, I wasn't out to hurt anyone (I figured that that line was subtle enough but put the point across that I wasn't afraid of him), and that I understood his position. We went back to the girls, finished the J, and walked back to the bar.
I said goodbye and went straight to my car. The HB8.5 walked a couple steps after me, asking for my number. I turned to get hers, but the guy took a couple subtle but noticable steps towards me. I told her that I was always at that bar Thursday nights, that I had forgotten my phone at home (the truth), and that'd I'd see her there next week.
How in god's name should I have dealt with the FUCKING AMOG!?!?!?!?
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