field tested well thrice in a club, daygame soon

me: You were a witch for Halloween, weren't you!?

hb: blah blah
(neg her if she didnt do halloween)

me: you have a perfect witch's face- with a lil makeup n a tiny wart on ur nose, u'd be starring in the next harry potter movie

hb: blah blah

me: have u thought about dying ur hair black/blonde?

hb: blah blah

me: you should- the contrast will bring out ur complexion and u wont need as much blush/eyeshadow/makeup,etc

*always body-rock til she's hooked*
*the less interested she is, the more derogatory u must be*

critique away, puas

Field tested? Did it work?

got a few bitchy 'why?'s and 'no's wen i opened
i think it would be better as a hook for a post-opinion opener
it acts as a semi-neg and it's fantastically interesting as fug
ill test her out

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i'm more playful, ergo i win

i still think cobra is right. the best thing to do i think is to not look like a douche and not look like you cant think on your feet. if she has good looking friends why not try one of those types of things like "and here i was about to give you a compliment about ur shoes" type thing. then she will look like an idiot. you will look smooth. any of her friends are potential marks. and even if none of them are you still get to walk away knowing you were faster then she was.