Im just curious. what's a good response when a girl is inferring that your cock is small ? I have seen some responses online but dont think those are that great. mostly just insulting the girl. Ideas?

Dude .... do you ever find that dick size is always smaller when you're servicing yourself and enormous when you're banging real pvssy?

My response would be "different guys have different enlargement ratios and my ratio is of the chart - it really shows off when its inside and I can prove it to you"

The proceed with the most mind-blowing sex. Then and only then insult her if you wish.

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"this obsession with my cock is very flattering,but you know I like..(describe opposite of girl)(ie if she's a petite blonde then you like tall brunettes) thats not to say your not a nice person" (Pause) "Really" make full eye contact at this point.

I just go with it. I tell her she wouldn't even know it was in her. Its so small it's awesome, like how bad horror movies are just good comedies.

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Melodical's reply is a keeper, keep it

I would just say "well for general knowledge, I'm massive.." then neg her about her looks.

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LOL Melodical's response is awesome!

This is the one I've used:

Me: "Yeah, I have a small dick...it's like a blade of grass...but it can touch every corner of the universe"

Her: "Hahaha really? You know size matters right?"

Me: "Yup" (as I'm grabbing a tiny blade of grass)

I then put her hair back behind her ear and pull a pen out of my pocket. (luckily for me I had one lol)

Me: "So this pen represents a big dick and this blade of grass represents my dick ok?"

Her: "Hahahaha ok."

I then lightly poke the pen into her ear and she gives me a weird look.

Me: "So what'd you think of that?"

Her: "Um, I dont know"

I then put the blade of grass by her ear and lightly tickle her ear with it. She pulls her head away immediately and lets out a little yelp.

Me: "So tell me who your going to be calling in the morning"

She looks at me blushing and a big smile on her face.

It worked well for me lol I hope you guys like it.

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"Me: "So tell me who your going to be calling in the morning"

She looks at me blushing and a big smile on her face."


Gold.

Me: Hey lady, it's big enough to make you scream!

I've gotten it before I usually just same something like "you wish you could find out" if they haven't seen it, or if they have just kind of laugh it off.