I'm a tall drink of water... 6'7". HB's approach me all the time and say something like, "Wow you're so tall" or "How tall or you?" or ... you get the picture. Anyone know any responses to this? According to David D, supposedly these women are basically saying, "please ask me for my number."

I've got nothin, and I'm a complete newb. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

You could make a joke about how its due to all the growth hormones your parents put into your food as a kid in hopes of creating the ultimate basketball player. Or that you had a problem with eating too much of the growth enhancing cattle feed that you used on the far where you grew up (works much better if you live in a big city as its much more outlandish).

if it were me (& ya they're begging for for it) id say something like

no matter what your parents say DONT DRINK MILK
or w/e just make it something that'll make her laugh

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

If you convey it right it might work I suppose, but in general avoid anything along the lines of "Guess what else about me is big"

ya i was gonna say that . mayb a little further in the convo. u could as a joke but dont make it a joke make it a quick joke with a follow up . preferably a question that way she wont think about how corny it was but itll still stay in her heard.

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

What do you guys think of this one?

(HB mentions my height)
Me: "Yeah, I'm actually wearing high heels right."
HB looks down (they usually do).
Me: *gleeful laugh* "You are so easy!"

Plausible? Can someone test this and get back to me?

Brilliant!

In pick up your height is a good tool! You can easily out alpha other guys just stand up to them and just hold that, i can tell you its extreamly hard to hold your own when that happens to you lol (yes its happened to me) Also you easily establish dominance over the HB with it The heels reply is really good. haha.

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Ratio theroy...

I agree, but you gotta make sure to put some good dramatic flare into it.

I had to respond to this one...due to the fact I'm also 6'7". I've been compiling funny/witty things to say regarding my height. If a girl says you're "so tall" (as they often do to me), reply by saying that you're the tallest Horse Jockey in (insert your country), if they say "really?" make up some story about how you got into it. You could also say you have the world record for the tallest midget. Use these two...I usually use the 1st one it gets a lot more laughs. Just word it how you feel comfortable.

Proper response:

"Wow, your small." (smile) -- Continue conversation.
"Really? I never noticed!" -- see above.

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Amor est Vitae Essentia

Hah I am tall myself and have been asked by a drunk girl in front of a bunch of people how tall I was and thsi is how the conversation went. So if it ever leads to this, which it sometimes might, feel free to use this, its fun.

I saw this line on another forum and thought it would be funny to use if I ever got the chance

HB:Wow, your tall. How tall are you? [she just wanted to talk to me, I'm not ridiculously tall or even the tallest guy in the party]
Jack:6'3". [gave her the one word answer since she was clearly drunk and annoying me]
HB:You know what they say about tall guys right?
Jack:[ignored her]
HB:How big is your cock? (said it giggling to her drunk friend)

This is where the light turned on and I got soooo excited that I could finally use this gold piece of canned material

Jack:How deep is your hole?

Everyone in the circle stopped their own conversations and started laughing and it definietely raised my value to all my guy friends who would never have said something like that to a girl especially in front of other people.

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Do what you love...

Very nice line! If I were to say it, I would pause for dramatic effect and make like I'm thinking it over for a second before looking her or her her friends in the eyes while I say it.