Out of curiosity what is the hardest shit test that a girl threw at you and how did you overcome it if at all?

J-Dub

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"Are you both gay" (she was referring to i and my friend). I said " well you are just jealous but sorry you messed up your chance" (i added a few words to that quote"

not a single test but i had a woman just keep piling them on me one night:

You're too old for me: answered with the David D, you're mature for your age, you'll keep up line. Directly went in to

"I'm a tease": replied with "get your mind out of the gutter, I'm not even THINKING about sleeping with you yet, I'm not sleeping with you tonight"

Then it was "okay, let's get to know each other then! What do you do?" I replied with, "i do a lot of things, like just last month I climbed pikes peak"

"no, I mean for a living"
"Climb pikes peak, that IS living"

etc, etc for about 15 minutes. Did day 2 her and day 3 fucked.

I've had the "are you gay" shit test before and the best resonse I've used is

"well I wasn't untill a few seconds ago" with a sly smile, or maybe a look of feigned disgust.

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Thats cheesy with extra cheese on it bro.

hardest one? This one chick said "I'll rape you with my cock." I showed her a picture of a cock (chicken) and said my cock would rape hers. She laughed. MLIA.

Hahaha. Nice improv man!

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LOL...good one TheGamer. But in all seriousness I really hope she doesn't have a cock for you sake.

A buddy of mine picked up this one chick that was actually a guy. Heck, he even looked like a girl to me, HB8. Long story short, he found out the hard way.

There is this one thing I do to see if the girl is really a girl or to help gauge a girls dominant/feminine quality. Look at her pointing finger, if its long as or longer than her ring finger, there is a good chance that the girl is actually a girl and not a guy. But use with caution as gay guys have similar traits as to very feminine woman. An interesting article to read:

http://www.unl.edu/rhames/courses/readi ... inger.html

Again, good post on the 'cock-rape' post.

Best,

J-Dub

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Its better to be the predator than the prey.

You need to be a good player if your gonna be successful at the game.

Me: 'Hi'

Her: 'Fuck off'.

Solution - I'm a Norfolk boy (Farmer country, for you non-brits); So I have a whole spiel about unfriendly city slickers, and how its not like that where I'm from, and how I'm an innocent farmer boy who 'tills a mean field' and 'keeps his Ox in line'.


Then I try to convince them to grope my 'massive muscley farmer thights' as proof.


Unfortunatly the nerd in me usually comes out and it oddly keeps moving into a slightly homoerotic 'I love you Mr Frodo' roll-play. The day a girl is impressed by this is the day I'm getting fucking married.

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I am a dumb newbie....

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The girl asks what do you do, i fob it off, usually with, i chat up chicks or disposable lighter repairman, works fine
then i get the how old am i
I am 27 the girls are usually early 20s or late teens. Is it a qualifying question? a shit test? I dont know, I say guess then whatever they guess i say... yeah good guess. Any sugestions on how to answer???

Oh and the guesses range from 22 to 27

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If that ever happens, this might work better..
HB - "Are you together/gay?"
PUA - "Well I think he's a cool guy and I like him, but I'm not sure I/He feel that way about him/me, you know?"

me to a set : i got a date .. i need a quick opninion about something
they : fuckoff or we kill you ....

i didn't knew what to say ...

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Gotta say it as a joke...tends to make the group laugh and makes her look like a dick

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lol, harsh.

Mine was a slap after i yelled(opener) something at them.

i was indifferent and the slapper girl was attracted to me and all chasing me .

i love shit tests

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