| I work on Carnival Cruise Lines & am a social host which gives me a huge advantage for success with women.
I've been doing this for a couple months now & sometimes, I must say, I've been a super star. Although, it hasn't been a hundred percent like I want. It's either hitt or miss with me. And I want it to always be hitt.
I'm 5'9 and pretty handsome. My body is average, I used to be fat. Now I'm a little chubby, but girls can't tell unless i have my shirt off. Overall, I'd give myself an 8 out of 10 and the charasmatic personality brings me up to a 9. I've got a confident/cool personality, but my problem is I can't always relate with people well. It's hard for me to be the center of attention, unless we're talking about me job. People always ask me the same question about working on the cruise lines, but it does make me look good. Yet, I don't want just that trump card.
I have time to type a positive story and then I gotta go, but I'll type some unsuccessful stories later.
Here you are:
There was this chick from South Carolina. It was a Jamaican cruise & that means 85% black people. She was the only decently hott looking white chick on the cruise. I saw her in karaoke & made up a game to get her attention. I asked who in the audience whose never done karaoke to raise their hand. Blondie raised her hand so I played a game called shark attack with the audience & she was attacked. I got her to come to the stage and sing "Like A Virgin". How ironic. Nothing ever came out of that night, I couldn't even sense an attraction at all. Finally, the last day of the cruise I ended up making friends with these guests, two polish guys, and we went to the casino bar late at night and they bought me drinks. I noticed a pretty hott blonde chick with many tattoos sitting there. I didn't realize it was the same girl from my show since she was wearing a hoodie before so the tattoos made her look a bit different. Not knowing who she was, I asked her if she's ever been to karaoke before. Her reply began the start of an epic night. "Yes, and that asshole karaoke host pulled me up on stage". I guess she didn't recognize me either, the drunk. I replied back saying "Well a couple of girls told me they thought he was hott." "Well.. he is pretty cute" she replies. I allowed another minute to go by, "By the way I'm sorry for pulling you up on stage". She almost spit her beer out. "Oh shit.. I feel like such a bitch!" To keep things interesting I found a common bond with her. We both watched Dragon Ball Z back in the day. Also, I entertained her and her cock blocks (cb's) with magic tricks. I was totally demonstrating great value. Everyone was attracted to me. If you can get a whole group to be attracted to you, you can have any girl you want. I even got tipped $10 by one of the sucker cb's. I finally isolated her, but quickly told her we had to meet back up somewhere private since I couldn't be publicly alone with her. I offered to teach her a magic trick in exchange for some poker lessons so she gave me her room number. I talked with her for a bit and found her to be a very special girl. They were all special in their own ways. In her case, her dad sprung oil & she went from stinking poor trash to stinking rich. She also wants to join the peace corps which I found very noble. Finally, she got out of a 3 year relationship with her fiancee. And had prior fiancee before him. Mind you she was only 22 or 23. Unfortunately, her parents came with her on this cruise. They had their own room, but I was still creeped out by the idea her redneck daddy could open that door. We started hooking up and after a minute she pushed me off & said she didn't feel right since she just got out of her relationship. I performed my response very appropriately. I told her I respected her wishes but asked if we could just cuddle. Stupid hoe fell for it. She ended up taking her pants off on her own & I boinged her for a few hours that night.
The scary part (of many to come)- During our intercourse the following sound arose *knock* *knock* *knock* FUCK!!! Well I checked out the peep hole with her. I swear I saw long black hair. I was freaking out. I thought it was this asian girl security guard. The person banged on the door for a few minutes & I basically told blondie I'd kill her if she opened the door. Ten minutes went by and we started banging again. All of a sudden *knock mother fucking knock* This is unbelievable! Finally.. a card was slipped under our door. I thought it was the "You Got Fired" card. I read it and couldn't believe it. On a business card in black marker was written " Can I join too?" with a smily face. Later on I was ready to leave and she'd passed out. It was after 7 am & the morning of debarkation. Not the best time to fuck around. Well, all of a sudden I heard a room key swipe through her door. OMFG Is It Her DAD?!
Then I heard "Wake up, Wake up". A philippino room steward doing a wake up call. Holy shit, I got the fuck out of there, what a night..
So if you guys wouldn't mind. Please point out the psychological things I did correct. Also, give me some tips for ship pimping. I get thousands of new guests every week. The only hard part is sneaking to their room or dealing with friends or family in their room. I can't take them to my room.
Merry Xmas.
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