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| ClarkDanger206 | PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:23 am | |
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Location: Seattle | | Not sure if it's been posted before, but this thing is close to gold and deserves multiple postings.
Great for disarming HB 9-10's.
Here it is:
"Do you know why you suck?"
"Because I've been wanting to talk to you for 20min now, I don't know why yet, I mean, your very pretty, but beauty's common, and i wanted to see if there was more than meets the eye, but no your 'Miss Popular' (say in Valley / Snobby girl-ish voice) and have been surrounded by all your friends the whole night & I can't fucking talk to you."
"That's why you suck!"
(Pause)
"So who the hell are you?(cross arms)..."
(Response)
"And that makes you special because??"
That's the frame of it.
Take out / add in whatever you like, the key in making it work is to not rush the meaty part or: "So who the hell are you".
Works like a charm
-Clark Kent
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| Majestyc | PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:16 am | |
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Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:38 pm
Posts: 46 | | Awesome opener! Thanks for sharing.
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| Shinedown | PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:48 pm | |
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Yahoo Messenger: johnnyboy3817 | | Nice that one is getting filed away.
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