so my boys and i are walking to some late night burrito place to sober up. i'm feeling pretty good about myself at the time cause of the portuguise hb8 i had opened earlier, although i did not # close, i still looked pretty bad ass amongst the fellas just for having some balls.
as i'm walking down the side walk a group of girls and guys are coming toward us two of the girls being hb 8's themselves (i swear nothing above an 8 in this city...). as i'm strolling one of em, the one closest, makes eye contact for an extended period of time. i took this as an ioi and get all nervous cause any second shes gonna pass and now its kinda a game of eye chicken, whos gonna look away first.
then out of nowhere a surge of confidence hits me, this girl wouldnt be doing this if she wasnt flirting, WTF! so as she walks by i suddenly just blurt out "how YOU doing?" (if you watch friends you know whats up) and i shoot her the corniest wink i can, just for the fuck of it!

now her and her friend got this flabbergasted look on they're face like omg! i cant believe he really just did that! BUT! not in a bad way. so they pass by giggling and shit and i look at my friends expecting a high 5 or somethin, but NONE of em saw it! drunken idiots...
so im feelng all happy and goofy at what i just did. we're nearing the burrito place now when suddenly i hear "HEY, WAIT!!" i turn around and to my shook i see the hb 8s runnin toward me with some dude and i'm like oh fuck am i gonna have to fight somebody? i never been in a fight before! fuck ima bout to get my ass kicked by some angry boyfriend or somethin
but as the three come closer i realize the guy is running in more of a fem manner then they are. "hey my friend wants your number!" the one i didnt wink at says. the one i did wink at pulls out her iphone and says "omg thats was so funny i've never had anybody do THAT before!" the alcohol on her breath was the sweetest sent my nose had ever in taken. so i smile and say "um okay " but kinda hesitate to bust out my phome cause i got this piece of shit kyocera and dont want to look bad compared to her iphone, but i say fuck it lol.
now this is the truely awesome part: after we exchange digits she kinda goes to give me a hug but, being kinda drunk as i was, i kinda misinturrpet as a kiss invite and just go for it. now shit coulda gone bad here...but it didnt. she went all out, bottom lip bites and everything! this my friends did see. i had just kissed closed a girl ai had met not a minute earlier without much knowledge of the game yet and before she even said her name! this was what triggered me to pursue this pua thing even more then i already was. i saw this as a sneak preview, a glipse at the type of lifestyle i could have if i mastered the abilities my drunken self was so easy to preform that night. true most of this was dumb luck (good thing i wanted burritos that night) but hell its still my pride and glory...so far
