I was gaming this HB8 at the bar last night. Everything was going well, I was about to escalate kino and....

And then, this drunk 6' 4" AMOG walks by with a shit-faced grin and destroys me with this line:

"Can you hold my beer on your head for me while i go take a piss?"

HB immediately falls backward in laughter!

Now I'm 5' 6", and at that moment I just wanted to crawl up in a ball right there.

How would you respond to something as vicious as this, or just any other jab at your possibly short stature?

Ignore the wanker and wait for the girl to stop laughing. I dunno, run some anti-Amog line or make fun of him being pissed and he'll leave you alone. After you're back on talking terms tell the girl this:

Well it's fair enough he's like that. See, I know something nobody else does about tall guys. Tall guys are like this...

*put your hand in a "Loser" shape with the index finger pointing up and the thumb straight out*

-pause- Right? Which is a shame. Because short guys, they've got it the other way around. Short guys have it like this.

*twist your hand so the thumb is pointing up and your index finger out*

Tall people with small pricks are always a bit insecure. Anyway what were we talking about before ... *run game*

Whenever something like this happens try to maintain your composure, laugh along with everyone else, the AFC gets angry about these things, the Alpha doesn't care what anyone else thinks. At that point, a witty response would be in order. I was not there, so I have no idea what that should have been. Also while you were playing it off and laughing, you could have kino'd the HB8 by getting closer to her while laughing, putting your hand on her back or whatever, showing that you can have a good time no matter what, that your not bothered by your height, after all its not like you chose to be 5'6. Then, if he tried to leave his drink with you, take it, drink it, and make him buy another one when he comes back. "Sorry man, I dont give away this shit for free, I offer premium services here" or something like that. Demonstrating not only your ability to let things slide, but your ability to challenge the alpha at his own game. He would have no choice but to play along, or look like a complete jerk if he got on your case.

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Totally agree, with Mindwrap, laugh it off, and then actually I would play it off more and start qualifying him more and be like, "dude I'm not sure you can pay for my services are you rich etc?" more qualifying, which lowers his value, and then maybe use the oldschool: "he would be perfect for you , he is rich, he will buy you jewelery just so you can have sex with you and will do (nice thins) and X" and if she doesn't say something like no I hate thus type of guys, then I would probably not hang out around her any longer haha.....

Cheers

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say something like "sure, need help finding your dick too? or is your bf gonna help you out with that?" this is a little risky to say to a big drunk dude who's got a superiority complex, but if you make it out alive she'll be impressed.

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hehe pretty funny line by the guy but yar just don't seem phased and don't do the L shape with your fingers.

I would say "tell you what sweetie, if this is some sorta down payment, like you are gonna try and hold my dick next time I am in the john, I am not into it"

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Keep in mind, you are dealing with men! They are not robots and will not always react the same. Not only that but they are pumped on testosterone (plus alcohol). Beware of the advice you read here. Some guys look for an excuse to fight. Jlaix, the pua, (aka Jeffy) in his old days would have just punched you in the face if you even looked at him the wrong way.

Asses the risk. Are you willing to fight? How big are you compared to him? Is he ripped? How many people does he know here?-(Will they all turn against me, back him up, and maybe even beat me up together?)

Be real with it guys, there is not one answer. Here are a few possible solutions-

-Give up the girl
-Ignore him and block him off with your back
-Laugh with him and compliment him on his joke, then ask him how many days did it take him to think of it?
-Call him a real funny guy and get back to the girl
-Whisper to the girl "This guy is kind of creepy?"
-Grab his beer and smash it over his head
-Amog him "OMG are you trying to impress this girl, (you should be laughing) you are trying way to hard! Here let me help you out.....(pull him over to some girl and say) She really likes you. Then walk back to your girl.
-Pawn him off on another group.... "Hey these guys, said they thought you were cool, 5 minutes ago or so." Bring him into another set.

If you are in his frat house by chance, you'd best not be starting crap, unless you are the frat boy. Like I said, if the enviroment is very hostile, sometimes it is better to just walk away.[/list]

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