| This is the exact interaction word for word that happened. She hit me up first. She's a 7.5 HB. Black girl, tiny little thing.Now just to give you a little background. I only have 1 pic up and its me alone standing at a bar. My profile description is good though. Cocky and funny and to the point.
Her: I liked reading your profile, it was pretty insightful and i actually had something to read unlike most of the guys on here who do even write a description or completely fill out the demographics piece... Its make you ask yourself do you really think you're going to attract someone with remaining mysterious or anonymous.hahha. Its like what are you hiding by not posting at least a pic or writing if you want kids, or smoke or anything else. Geez, its not like i am asking what your credit score or social security number. Anyways. i just figured i would drop by and say hello and Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow. Hope we can chat sometime if you're interested, if not thats okay too. Good Luck!
Me: I think you just broke the Guiness world record for longest email ever! j/k
Girls you usually give shit to guys for bad pick up lines but you should see some of the ones I get from girls. At least you have something to say. Plus I don't mind the flattering comments...ha
I think you're definitely cute and I like your profile especially the fact that you're not materialistic. I'll make sure to get a prenup just in case we get divorced. lol
So if you had to name three things that would make me want to get to know you better and none of them could be about your looks or what you do, what would they be?
Luke
Her: Well its nice to know that i am not the only smart ass around, but i don't know if you could keep up with me on MANY levels, hahaha j/k.
I was surprised to even hear back from you at lil, but after the shock wore off i was able to compose myself a little bit. Most of the guys on here seem to look at the pics then they only want one thing, can you take a wild guess?.....SEX....ding.ding.ding.ding ding. Don't get me wrong. I like and enjoy sex just as much as the next guy, but I feel that its something special that should be shared between people that care about each other and want to express their feelings for one another in another way, not just for pure recreation or to get their rocks off,lol uh Oh coming up on another long message again.
hmmm .... i guess i better answer your question at some point, huh? three things about myself that would make you want to get to know me better? Thats kind fo tough considering i have no idea what exactly what you are looking for. I guess i am just going to put myself out there and hope that you can just accept me for who i am a kind, caring, loving, sometimes stubborn, very sarcastic, giving person. I am able to carry on an intelligent conversation if the topic interests me, I love to cuddle and watch movies, and pretty much a chill laid back type of girl down for pretty much anything...withing reason,lol. Well i guess thats enough for now, probably should have warned you to grab a snack or something to drink before reading my novel,hahaha. Happy Thanksgiving, ttyl.
~Monica
Me: So you don't think I can keep up with you huh? You know how many times I've heard that? Sounds like a challenge to me Tinkerbell....haha
You definitely seem fun but you seem like too much of a nice girl. Not that its a bad thing but I'm kinda of an asshole sometimes. I don't know if you could handle it.
I do need a skydiving partner soon and I know you said you're up for anything.
gotta go. Going to do some early Christmas shopping!
Her: Skydiving partner huh? I don't know about that. That shit is too much like lynching for us black people. Let me explain. I am not going to have some guy tie a rope around me then push me off a cliff or a high place and watch me fall till i run out of rope, lol, plus i am afraid of heights, so....not happening. Oh yeah Tinkerbell,lol thats was pretty funny. About you being an asshole, most guys are assholes at some point in their life, some are all the time,hahaha, so which are you? Do you have to be intoxicated be to an asshole or does it just come naturally? just curious?lol Well i going to go eat and get ready to go out with my girls for a few drinks, talk to you later.
Me: haha.I never thought about it like that but I think you mean bunjie jumping. Eithe way you can come up in the plane with me and push me out if it makes you feel any better.
Anyways, I'm not online that much so shoot me over your #. Plus we can become text buddies and I'll tell you a funny joke I just heard. Here's mine too. (my phone #)
Going to work out, ttyl brat.
Her: hey sorry i didn't get back to you sooner I have been at work all day and just got home a little while ago. I have the day off tomorrow so just relaxing. Probably going to go out with my girlfriend to night for some drinks. I saved your number in my cell I will shoot you a text in a few.
I will be happy to accompany you in the plane and push you out,lol That would be fun,lmfao. I am a bit of a textaholic so texting me is the best way to get a hold of me . i am hardly on the computer myself and constantly on the go, so text me anytime. i am usually available to respond back quicker. So do you think you could bench press me?hahaha, just kidding? I am pretty sure you could, but if not.....idk it would be a sad sad day for you.Well hope you have a good weekend, ttyl
She hit me up like 5 min later with a text. I sent her a saggy boob joke so she sent me a pic of her cute lil perky tits.
She wants to meet up next weekend and it will be a definite f-close. I'll keep you guys posted.
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