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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:57 pm 
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I had a rough day. I went to bed at 7pm and woke up at 11. This girl booty called me at 5am. She came over and was loud, going into my fridge, and being fucking obnoxious. She kept telling me how hot she was, etc.

I fucked her and then she tried to get comfortable, telling me to get her blankets so she could spend the night, I guess my bed wasn't warm enough for her ass. I told her to get her clothes on so we could go watch the sunset on my roof.

We go down to the lobby and out the door. She asks why we're going down here, and I tell her the roof is around the back. We get out to the sidewalk and I say, "See ya", and go back in. She tells me what am I supposed to do? I told her to get a fucking cab, and don't be so obnoxious next time. I was so rattled.

This is the series of texts that I am still getting-

her-you are the biggest prick i've ever met in my entire life delete my phone number you fucking asshole...i dont know who you think you are but fuck you

me-who is this?

her-you know who it is, fuck you asshole

me-domino's? you guys are 30 minutes late. I want a free order of breadsticks

her-i hope you fucking die

me-bukkake

her-you should grow up next time, I don't have to spend the night if you dont want me to

me-captain, get general schwarzkopf on the phone. I suspect foul play

her-what are you talking about?

me-I was a boyscout. I can tie 275 different varieties of knots. I can french braid my penis while reciting tony danza quotes.

her-lol you're crazy, me and amanda are going out tomorrow night, call me if you want to get together



Hahaha ohhh man. What a good girl.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:06 pm 
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...wow. That is so completely ridiculous that it must be true. Sounds like something out of Family Guy. I guess that just goes to show...strongest frame wins again! That, and girls really DO enjoy being treated like sh*t.


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funniest convo ive ever seen :D


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:33 am 
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Lol thats fucking jokes!


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:46 pm 
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loll I believe this convo because one of the girls I am hooking up with is just like this. Super hot, but also very low self-esteem, will take anything from a guy, and also batshit insane.


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Haha now that is funny. She went from "fuck you" to asking if you wanted to get together and all you did was bullshit around with her :lol:

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hahaha that shit is hilarious
but awesome Frame

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you're a douchebag....

i'm not sure why these others are applauding you.


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hahaha yeah dude, frame is important

it's funny how if your frame is strong, they will follow

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you're a douchebag....

i'm not sure why these others are applauding you.
Whats the fuss about ?
The girl was obnoxious , got dumped , and got back to this great guy .
Thats how you educate girls nowadays. great job mate .


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you're a douchebag....

i'm not sure why these others are applauding you.
His literal words aside, it's a matter of how he handled it. It's the idea that he kept his frame and didn't allow himself to get worked up or pissed over it despite anything she said.

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It seems chicks like that digg a$$holes, not calling you an a$$hole but you get what I mean :)


Be careful with that sort, they can turn very stalker-ish.


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Hahaha, you have a really nice frame!

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Your frame indeed is strong, but you acted more as a player than as a PUA.

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Haha I like your quote.

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