ok , heres the situation: im in a new apt and the landlord is a hb8 that is a few years older than me 5-7 at the most, which would put her in her early thirtys, i see her almost everyday and when i do its usually small talk, but i always neg her, for instance the first time i encountered her she was outside smoking and i just looked at her seriously and said, you are aware that will stunt your growth, after which i walked off cause i had to really go and was in the process of leaving as i said it. the other day i was outside playing guitar(im a musician by trade) and she was outside smoking and heard me playing and she made the comment that i made it hard for her to go back to work, i just said thank you and kept playing, i wanted to say yeah and you make it hard but i knew better. so fellas im asking for advice hints tips magic spells, voodoo whatever you got

any questions or details ive left out you need just ask.

skittlepimp

at the minimum... pound at least a few months of free rent out of her

bwahahha...

yeah - and ask her if she has ever seen the movie 'sliver'.......

Say as many pickup lines, as it takes to win her, one after the other, do not stop for any reason.

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'Oh my, you sir are the Moriarty of self awareness and personnal refelection'

What a title!

Be the bigest prick you can possibly be
then one day just totally change, be nice
out of the blue... start compleme-
nting her on something new evey day...

use your music at he right times, maybe
try finding out what kind of music she likes
demonstrate those HVD's!

its all about interest man, once you've
captured that you can move onto her
imagination, from there its her heart!

white_russian

Okay. I noticed noone has said this in this post yet.


Don't shit where you eat.

Or shit where you live.

Or fuck your landlord.

If things go bad you are looking for another place. Without a hot landlord.


EvoJ

Evoj


perhaps this is a bad target, i thought about what you said and ive realized ive got enough chaos in my life as it is, and looking back i have shat(past tense?) where i ate and it was a mucking fess, ill just have to put her out of my mind despite the fact shes hot.

damit damit damit

thanks man

skittlepimp