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Methuselah
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Don't ever forget to put a helmet on your star player. If not, you could wind up babysittting these numbskulls all day.

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Ha ha ha!

Seriously, though. Wear a rubber, guys. Not just for the contraceptive aspect of things. Be responsible. I don't want to hear that anyone I've taught has gone out to become a plague-rat.

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Jesus, I'm not sending little Negsta in anymore unless I double bag him.

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dont double the friction will cause the condom to break

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Just kidding man, spermicidally lubricated condoms all the way!

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Ultra thins and a facefull of jazz.

why take the risk of spunking in her at all?

I like the look on a girls face when she looks like the baby chick who's mum is puking a worm down her throat. I call it hungry nest feeding.
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The greatest conquest a man can ever have is to vanquish his enemy, plunder his riches, ride his horses, and thoroughly enjoy his women.
Do you know who spoke those words?
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i'm with da previous poster.....nothing better than giving a babe a facial (even if it is finishing a fuck with a wank)

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DARK RED WRAPPER

Trojan Extra Strength.

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Well then can you help me negsta? because i can't find magnums that are lubed with spermicide.
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[quote="pokernumen"]Well then can you help me negsta? because i can't find magnums that are lubed with spermicide.[/quote]
You had to be difficult, didn't you?
Show off.
Speaking of magnums check out http://www.pickupguide.com/comeback.htm.
It's worth it.

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The greatest conquest a man can ever have is to vanquish his enemy, plunder his riches, ride his horses, and thoroughly enjoy his women.
Do you know who spoke those words?
Genghis Khan I believe.

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Speaking of magnums check out http://www.pickupguide.com/comeback.htm.
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BAHAHAHA that made me cry. Totally owned her!! hahaha brilliant.

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Genghis Khan indeed.

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well you brought it up man.. and yeah, that articles classic. I have another one like it that pulls AMOG really easily at just about any party
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