| Sup all, this is Abel’s first “official” field report. I mean official as in, I’m not just beeking to my friends about the HB I brought home last night.
-First off I’d like to apologize for how long this is, I wasn’t sure if I should cut it down, I’m sure some of it isn’t relevant, but it’s all in good fun.-
Before I start I’ll explain, if I put anything in brackets, it’s my THOUGHT at that moment. I’ve got a fairly good memory and can remember most of the conversation, but won’t be able to recall every neg, or line I ran... Sorry, I’m not Jesus. Or Cajun, Mystery ect…..
So I went to a house party held by a local AFC I know, me and two friends I’ll call them PUA1 and PUA2 for sake of saving face, Show up and I immediately smell fresh blood.
We walk into the front door get meet by the AFC holding the party and he places a MGD in my hand, I consider this to be a great way to start a party, but not a sarge and promptly hand it to PUA1, who runs off and opens a 2set of HB6’s.
I saw what he was doing, walked around a bit, conversed with a ton of random people, introducing myself around the place and ran into a few HB’s I knew from high-school.
They themselves are pretty attractive; I’d peg one as a HB7 and the other an HB8.5 so I strike up a conversation along the lines of.
Me: Hey, shit, I haven’t seen you since like what, ninth grade?
HB8.5: O MY GOD..How have you been, you look really good.
(It’s a shame that I heard about a week ago you’re dating a close friend of mine, I’d love to fuck you.)
Me: You so how’s Troy, I hear you two hit it off pretty good.
- At this point the HB7 has been sitting basically staring at PUA2 has by now –by my guess- struck up a conversation with someone. I say by my guess, because at that moment, I couldn’t be bothered to give a shit what they were doing. Lol
I can’t remember HB8.5’s response but almost immediately after she had finished her sentence I cut her off with a huge mistake.
Me: Hey, wanna do me a favor, I’ve got some anxiety since I just got out of my relationship with the psycho bitch, want to be my Pivot well I talk to those girls over there. –I signaled with a head movement, and then clued into the fact I was using PUA terminology when TALKING TO A WOMAN.
HB8.5: What’s a pivot?
Me: Hey, I just realized I’m drink less *essentially run away*
Hitting the fridge and stealing AFC’s beer, I raid two MGD’s slamming one back in a matter of a few seconds, cracking the other and feeling a bit better, I returned to the area I’d ran into the other girls and open a 3set containing a UB(Ugly Bitch)-Personal term here- an HB6 and an HB6.5.
I opened with a line I found here the whole “You can’t look at me like that and not talk to me” With great response from the HB6
Now, I made an amateur mistake, I opened her without checking my surroundings, and was sucked into a 3set instantly without knowing they were there.
Luckily PUA1 had just finished being rejected, pulled PUA2 from the set he’d just spent about ten minutes working on, and BOTH showed up to my rescue but only managing to pull the UB away from us. So I was stuck with two instead of three…. I love wingmen.
I pulled the whole “Who do you think lie more, men or women routine”
Well doing a lot of neging about there beliefs (One of these girls actually said women lie more, I almost shit myself… but anyways.)
I remember calling said girl, it was the HB6.5 that she was and I quote “A traitor to her sex and should be shot”
Followed by a remark about how she had good taste in men to converse with, so she was to be spared.
A smirk and some Kino later, I’ve all but forgotten her friend exists till she GRABBED my shoulder and turned me, to tell me she thinks men are lying cheats. (Score one for the home team, way to know the truth. Now don’t touch me bitch)
PUA2 returns and without saying anything to me, opens HB6 with a neg followed by immediate kino…She’s interested. (If he wasn’t an attractive guy, I’d almost hope to see this tactic fail.)
Back to the first target, and I keep the conversation going, and eventually lead into the “Lying game”, She won… but kissed me anyways after a bit of kino. I don’t remember much else because I had a bit to drink. (As is I’m barely sobered out.)
The party as dying down around 2am and I asked if she wanted to come to my place for a coffee and some friendly conversation, it was only a few minutes away so we walked, she grabbed my hand. ( I was feeling pretty psyched and getting myself in a sexual mindstate)
Back at my place we talked for a few minutes and she used the bathroom well I made coffee, she had a cup with me and I showed her to my room, we talked a bit there, and started making out followed by undressing. Then out of the blue she throws up LMR after already having undressed. She says “Stop, I just don’t feel right yet, I’m so sorry”
I was actually in shock, not only because well… we were both naked. But I had an erection and knew I was going to regret bringing her home. I told her it was alright, and neged her about her self control, got her number down and rather then trying to break the LMR I walked her back to the party house to get her car.
Now I regret bringing her home, rather then not getting laid for a few reasons, as I write this, I’ve the worst case of blue balls I’ve had since I was like fifteen, and I’ve got to work in about two hours… I’m still a bit off from the liquor… I figured I’d give out a field report before I left.
If you see anything other then the “Should have tried to pass the LMR” then post it up.
I’ve just been phoned by PUA2 about ten minutes ago and told that PUA1 was so wasted he took the UB home to their apartment, and apparently she’s incredibly loud in bed.
(Both these guys aren’t true “PUA’s” more like… High functioning beta’s but they make good wingmen.) PUA2 never got any action either, apparently HB6 came back to the apartment, had a cigarette, kissed him goodbye, and MADE OFF WITH HIS WALLET.
At least I’m not missing anything other then a good nights sleep.. lol
(I know I’ll be asked at some point, I’m twenty years old, and the girl I brought home is nineteen. I’m not the best PUA I’ve been at this for about four months, but I get results when they count. It’s a shame I don’t get them constantly, tonight just worked, and I’d just joined here so I thought I’d fill you in)
Any tips or tricks for house parties with girls around my age then let me know, I’ll be incredibly active here from now on. This is becoming a lifestyle to me.
Cheers
-Abel-
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Throw me to the wolves. So that I may rise above all odds Like a phoenix from the ashes, When the thought, is that all hope is lost
-Abel
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