Alright so I have this acquaintance friend of mine who commonly comes up to any new girl I happen to be talking to out at the bars/clubs and the first words out of his mouth are "Hey who's this bitch!?"

Awesome hey? What a nice guy I have as a "friend"...

I need to figure out a good way to shut him out, make fun of him, gain respect from the girls I'm with. Usually if I see him coming, I warn the girl that he will say those exact words and that he's an asshole. Sometimes they laugh and say "fuck you" back at him, or other ones will get offended... depends on the type.

1) Look over your shoulder, as if looking for this 'bitch', then turn around and continue talking to everyone else like you could care less what this douche just said. Cut him out of the conversation by keeping your back to slightly
towards him.

2) Cut him off with, "Whhhhooooa, funny guy! Anyway..." Continue talking. Cut him out again.

All done with the cocky/funny attitude obviously.

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FIRST, talk to him about it... then if he still does it....

Well, if your really good friends then you can berate him for what he just said. Not so much with the "defending the girls honor" but instead with the "I was having a nice and civilized conversation and you come up and join it with "Who's this bitch?""

Personally it would probably go like this.. and I would be willing to give up one girl if I could make him "Check himself"

HB: "Blah blah existentionalism blah blah"
PUA: "blah blah"
AFC: "Who's this bitch?"
PUA:to HB "Scuse me for just one second." turn to your friend and quietly say. "I can't believe you just did that. We are sitting here having a good conversation about existentionalism and you come up and chime in with "Who's this bitch"? Seriously, I am almost embarassed to know you. I can't believe you actually just did that. Go sit back down and I am going to see if I can salvage the Valdez that you just personally sunk."

Then turn back to her and say "Look, I apologize for him, he normally isn't that way."

blah blah etc. But remember... talk to him about his behavior first. But this kinda thing generally corrects it or stops him from hanging out with you. Either way you don't have to put up with it anymore.

EvoJ

Personally I wouldn't go 'talk to him about' - judging from what I read - hes just gonna laugh at you and continue his unintelligent, ape-like behavior.

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C-Dub: Look, Brad. We broke up months ago. You can't be jealous that I want to see other people...

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-Monkey's Little Brother, Spud

To beat an asshole,you must be a bigger asshole.

Assholes dont talk.They release shit.

He's shittalking,make him look like an idiot,without showing that you were.

It's tricky business,but possible.

Look around then say " The only bitch I see here is you buddy" then smile and wink at him and make sure the HB sees you do it.

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He said acquaintance friend of his. If I was being an AFC gorilla asshole and I didn't realize it I would want my PUA friend to mention it to me before he made me look like a retarded simian in front of some random girl. Course then again if I was an AFC Gorilla asshole I would thought they woulda told me about it long ago.

EvoJ

Yeah he's just a straight up asshole cock-block. He won't ever change the way he is, so the best option is to just make him look like a fool in the moment.

It sucks because I have to see him when all my friends go out and party, we're sponsored by the same bike shop, nothing I can do about that..

Thanks for the replies everyone!!! Very helpful.

"No bitches here. Check over there ::point:: ! " then turn your back on him slightly and keep your conversation going. Have something else to lower his value as a backup, your comment probably wont sit right with him. Expect the unexpected.

perhaps when he says that you could look at him funny and say


"tact isnt one of your strong points is it?"

and then keep talking to the target


just an idea i had

best of all if you can just loose that asswipe from your social circle

skittlepimp

Here's a cool one i just thought up:

"Whos this bitch!"
[act as if you found it hillarious] "Ahaha..this is (introduce all the girls). Say words like 'niiice' 'totally' 'awsome dude' etc, [do all this relatively fast]

Reach in your pocket and pull out a condom/quater etc what ever

"here take this condom, wrap it around your head and blow till it pops, cool? Run along now"

"sorry girls, he's a fucking tool"

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Ratio theroy...

WORD! I LIKE IT. Be prepared to fight if you use that though, its hilarious, but very edgy.

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