Hey guys...im still new so advice would be useful

Me: I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like i got you in check =]

HB: hahaha i forgot to say goodbye to you on fb looks like i got you in check lol

Me: wow good one right now out of all the (name)'s i know...i think your my favourite so far

HB: yep arent you just jealous of my comebacks? lol im the only (name) you know lol but i know you wuv me steve

Me: Awww your so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.

HB: aww but steve im sugar free lol

Me: Anna what are you trying to imply here? You want to have sex? Very very inappropriate but sure ill fuck you

HB: haha i know you wanna fuck me steve but im not very tasty because im sugar free too bad for you lol

Me: Im on a diet hun sugar free food is good shit for me

HB: well im sure it is steve im sure it is. why would you be on a diet anyway? and are you planning on eating me? lol





Im still learning...i know its full of flaws but id be happy with a K-close.


Thanks guys

Steve