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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:49 pm 
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So I'm a junior in college and have known this one girl since freshman year. Never done anything with her, always been LJBF (mutual).
Lately she has been desperate as hell, calling me and texting me every single day for the past week when half of the time I don't respond. Wanting to hang out, but I could sense her underlying motive.

She calls AND texts me last night (friday night) but I don't respond. My standards are too high for my own good.. I only go after/game cute skinny fit girls who i'd rate 7+. My buddy and I go to this dude's apartment where there's a super gorgeous black chick that got my sexual state going. She kept laughing cause when she was talking to us (only like 5 of us total), she'd catch me staring at her lips. I had about 6 beers in me by then, and brought 4 more, devouring them like nothing. Fast paced chugging definitely gets me dizzy.

Our little group goes to the bars, and I see a couple chicks I went to elementary school with. Very cute, lots of clawing and arm-locking, pumping my sexual state up. Low and behold it's HBso-so who's been calling me non-stop. She has two fresh beer bottles in her hand, and hands me one. Of course I couldn't refuse the offer, so I stayed and chatted with her for a little bit. Compared to the other chicks in the bar, HBso-so was kind of ugly. This was an upscale bar where all the sorority girls and frat dudes hang out. However, she wouldn't stop qualifying herself to me and had puppy dog look. I could sense her wanting to get it on.

One of my buddies walks by and asks something along the lines, "you having fun man?!"...of course I was, and I was drunk as hell just blurting out hilarious stuff, purely self-amusement. I reach out to give my buddy a high 5, successful the first time. Then for some reason I wanted to do it again as he walked by a second later, and accidentally slammed my hand up against HBso-so's beer bottle, forcing it to bust into her lip. She's bleeding. And pissed. I hope I didn't laugh like an ass.

She insists that we go drink some of her vodka, so I tell her we should go to my place. We get back to my empty apartment, not hardly any sexual tension all throughout the night. But she sits down on my extra large (long) couch, and I sit extra close to her as she's downing a screwdriver. She poured me one but I havn't even touched it - I was drunk as hell. I start rubbing her leg and she's like "what're you doing?".. and it was hard to tell if she was being playful or serious. I kept pushing and was rubbing her thigh harder and going closer to her vag when she's like "ohhh this feels really good". We make out, she jumps on my lap, and I carry her to my bedroom only to throw her on the bed. Morning was nice too.

I think that this was highly effortless since she was desperate. She told me it was because of my [hot] body. Idunno.
Dispite the fact that she was "so-so" looking (not all that attractive, but large tits), i'm valuing any sexual experience I venture into. However, no more "so-so's" for me.
note to self: I need lube and viagra.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:54 am 
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well your post just showr how much standards can drop when anyone is drunk.


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Funny story. Nice FR

Did you #close that black girl you were talking about?


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Funny story. Nice FR

Did you #close that black girl you were talking about?
Unfortunately no, but i'll be seeing her again.
Everyone went back to the pre-game spot after the bars so I kind of missed out on that

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I enjoyed the story it was a fun read!
Good stuff man, getting laid is always enjoyable!

and you don't need lube or viagra, you both need to drink less, it affects both the boner and the wetness :wink:

Have fun!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:45 pm 
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Always nice to brag a bit, but in reality - you should keep this close to you.

Everyone gets easy lays, but you should probably drink less. In college, it's very difficult not to get smashed. I love alcohol, but you could have done it 100% sober and had a better time.

Not that what I am advocating at all. Alcohol is awesome, but paceeeeeee.


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Sounds like fun.

When girls are drinking its usually pretty on. When are are drinking and they are like, lets go back to my place and DRINK MORE, you're getting laid!



About the "body" comment. I mean, you never know whats going on in a chicks mind, that might be the truth, but a lot of times she's just attracted to your hard core alpha status and just rationalizes its because of your "body."

Just like how some guys go...ohh my girlfriend is the greatest ever because she can cook, or whatever.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:26 am 
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cool! had fun reading it, sounds like a scene from a movie. LOL

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