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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:14 pm 
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So my friends and I decided to go to bluewater(shopping mall) to test out our sarging skills. We ended up getting kicked out because they thought our approaches were harrasing people. Seriously i dont get how you can approach without looking like a creep. Overall we tried three approaches because every target just seemed unapproachable, either they were too young, looked like bitches, or had their moms

I had to take the first approach alone because my friend backed out the last second, here goes:

Me: Excuse me, would you happen to know where i can find river island(my friend suggest i open through asking for directions, keep in mind that the store was just a few steps away lol, stupid opener)
HB8:ermmm, its just around the corner(they wanted to leave)
Me:Could you be more specific please(fuck why did i say that, i just messed up)
HB8:its just around the corner(she must have been like wtf is up with this guy)
Me: So anyway what you doing out here, shopping?(forgot routines, damn)
HB8: we are just looking around really(giggling to her friend right next to her)
Me: cool, so anyway whats you name(from this point i knew i had messed up)
HB8:(she says it, cant remember their names)
Me: whats your name?(her friend)
HB7:(she says it, cant remember their names)
Me:cool, anwyay thanks for your help(i think they were expecting me to introduce myself, but i just panicked and thought i should leave lol)
HB7: ok bye(they left)

i blanked out because i could'nt identify any IOI's. Although its my first time trying this i'm pretty dissapointed because of my perfomance. I've begin to doubt this whole PUA thing because if a chick is not interested in you she will either dismiss you politely or just ignore you.

i need some pointers because i just dont understand how to build attraction with a complete stranger.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:44 pm 
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So my friends and I decided to go to bluewater(shopping mall) to test out our sarging skills. We ended up getting kicked out because they thought our approaches were harrasing people. Seriously i dont get how you can approach without looking like a creep. Overall we tried three approaches because every target just seemed unapproachable, either they were too young, looked like bitches, or had their moms

I had to take the first approach alone because my friend backed out the last second, here goes:

Me: Excuse me, would you happen to know where i can find river island(my friend suggest i open through asking for directions, keep in mind that the store was just a few steps away lol, stupid opener)
HB8:ermmm, its just around the corner(they wanted to leave)
Me:Could you be more specific please(fuck why did i say that, i just messed up)
HB8:its just around the corner(she must have been like wtf is up with this guy)
Me: So anyway what you doing out here, shopping?(forgot routines, damn)
HB8: we are just looking around really(giggling to her friend right next to her)
Me: cool, so anyway whats you name(from this point i knew i had messed up)
HB8:(she says it, cant remember their names)
Me: whats your name?(her friend)
HB7:(she says it, cant remember their names)
Me:cool, anwyay thanks for your help(i think they were expecting me to introduce myself, but i just panicked and thought i should leave lol)
HB7: ok bye(they left)

i blanked out because i could'nt identify any IOI's. Although its my first time trying this i'm pretty dissapointed because of my perfomance. I've begin to doubt this whole PUA thing because if a chick is not interested in you she will either dismiss you politely or just ignore you.

i need some pointers because i just dont understand how to build attraction with a complete stranger.

I don't know if this would work for you but it does for me (maybe because most girls find me a 8 or 9 and I have eye sex in malls). I would've said ,"you know what? I knew the store was, I just wanted to talk to you. I need a serious answer on a question from a female perspective." Floss opener goes in right here.

Then I would've asked them to come with me to the nearest place that sells cologne to have a perfume fight ( say this very enthusiastically ).

you can follow up with a perfume fight, wearing so much that you can knock people out and then just go and screw with people in the mall, or pick each other outfits, you get the idea.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:10 pm 
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dude i doubt this would work realistically lol and to top it all up i've been rated a 6 and a 7 by two different girls. Subtract two generous points and u've got yourself a 4 and a 5 meaning ofcourse i'm just between the boundaries of ugliness lol. But also a little style(clothes) could push you up two points and fitness 1 point. This obviusly means my maximum potential is a 7 or 8, possibly 7. Anyway what do you think about looks and how can you build attraction without being super handsome(no homo) because i'm confused. Suprisingly i've finally admitted that in the eyes of many chicks i'm not good looking, strange thign is i'm not pissed off or depressed. I have accepted it as an inherent weakpoint which i have to deal with, and i will.


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