Met this HB7 at a friends party... I rolled in with 3 of my friends and everyone I met there was someone NEW to me. I didn't know any of them (although some of my friends knew some of them).

Anyway I'm a funny ass guy and I got very loosened up. I started doing some of my awesome gay impressions in which an HB6 and HB7 couldn't even tell if I were gay or straight at some point. I was sitting/cuddling in the cold in between these two girls and I was on a roll, just constant laughing. I was gaming the HB6 while making HB7 jealous. Anyway all of a sudden we've got to go, and I put my number into HB6's phone and then HB7 just FORCES her phone into my hand.

So the HB7 has texted me first 5 out of 6 times we've texted. Here was one where I tried practicing some PUA, disect my game for me please! (everything is word for word, letter for letter)

HB7: oh heyyy
PUA: Hi u little brat!
HB7: suppp mothafuckaaaaa
PUA: Whoaa love the energy.
Whats shakin (I'm trying to match her energy and not seem boring)
HB7: not much we just friggin wonnn amazingg game! wooooo
PUA: Basketball?
HB7: naa football dummshittt (ha, can't let her get away with that)
PUA: Easy there little one :) (bust on her for being short!)
HB7: who u calling lil??
PUA: U mister
HB7: woaa therrr
PUA: Sry. I assumed u had a penis bc i felt a tiny bit of attraction. (Okay maybe I shouldn't be quick to say sorry but...)
HB7: omg im fucking cryinnnggg (She's laughing at the joke cuz she couldn't tell if I was gay before)
PUA: Hope ur makr up isnt ruined :/
HB7: haha dont u worry

well for that convo I think i kept the energy up but MOST IMPORTANTLY (at least imo) I showed that I was still a funny guy to her, and I didn't let her push me over (these dumb jersey girls think they have a reputation for being man eaters haha)

more to come, im too lazy now

Nice......... hope you bang her!

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