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Ok here is something i've been playing around with in my head, I havnt tested it yet.
You see a HB walking past you...
You: excuse me but do you know what time it is?
Hb: sure! it's (insert random time)
You: Nope im sorry but your wrong.
Hb: No it's (insert time)
you: See as long as you live your life by that this (grab watch or phone hand start kino), you'll always be a slave to it.
Hb: ( something along the lines as "well how do you see it"
you: Well ok, for example, ask me what time it is.
hb: ok...what time is it.
You : now
hb: what?
you: its not yesterday, or 10 minutes ago...and its not tomorrow or an hour from now... It's just now. When you learn that you'll be able to really live life.
hb: smiles*
you: see when you take each breath likes its your last, you really start appreciating everyone of them.
then onto name exchange and such...i've got my own ways but everyone is different.
This is what i've been working on, might field test it tomorrow...
Let me know what you think.
Bama
This one is tough to use effectively.It can be labeled as a "Life Lesson opener".
I used one similar,such as "You shouldn't talk on cell phones while driving" when I saw a girl in a parking lot about to enter the car texting.
It was executed perfectly,but then she went "What are you,my mother?"
Of course,I went "I'm sure she wouldn't approve of that either".
"Fuck off".
(I laughed about it on the way home).
Careful with this one man.You need to be REAL congruent(Keep alpha composure),or you'll blow it.
Stick with regular openers.It'll save a lot of time,and moral confusion.