lol i wasnt really trying to pick up on them. I just wanted to see the reaction. turns out a friend of a friend knew the girls and i ran into them a few weeks later at a bbq and one of the girls remembered me

HB-" hey your that poop chest guy"

me-"......wtf you talking about"

HB-" at the club you came up to me and my friend and ask"

me-" OHh sheitttt that was you girls? hahaha, wow you are still thinking about that, you got some poop fetish or something?"

HB-" ewww no"

good times. we have this inside joke now about that.

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I don't care that that didn't work for you, I am rolling on the ground laughing and I am going to try it for shits and giggles. The reaction would be priceless

" im not in the mood for sex" seriously said it last night.............so dumb haha

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I asked a girl to prom and said "thanks" when she said yes.

The list could go on.

Highschool

At a party.
Me (after kissing a girl): "I got the house to my self. Wanna get out of here?"
Girl: "I don't know, not now at least. My boyfriend is here."
Me: "Yes, your boyfriend. He is really nice, whenever I see him I remember that we descend from monkeys."
Enormous, anabolicly pumped up dude coming up behind me: "Why are you talking to my girl. Are you talking shit about me?"
Me (being stupid): "Of course I'm talking shit about you shitface."

I get punched into the floor, then he calls on his friends when I am down and suddenly there is 5 guys kicking at me. Luckily a friend of mine had a bat stashed outside and could bash them off but by then I was a pile of blood.

Not technically just a girl I said stuff to, but this was my worst result from trying to pick up girls as of yet.

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Current events

In bed, just about to stick it in.

Her: "Wait, put on a condom."
Me: "Don't have one, you?"
Her: "Why don't you have a condom?
Me: "I don't usually have condoms. What does it matter, I'm not contagious."
Her: "No, well, then I definitely don't think I can trust you there. Well, you can still please me at least..."

Great, combined with the fact that she's seen me with other girls out on town and know I'm prone to one night stands this comment "I don't usually have condoms" meant she would not sleep with me that night when I didn't have condoms.

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i've had a fair few of these...a couple that spring to mind:

talking to these 2 girls in a club, it was going good they were interested and were dancing etc i turn to one and whisper in her ear " I wanna lick your pussy tonight"! lol

she had the WTF look on her face, told her friend what i said and then left lol

another time I was dancing with this chick, not that attractive (probably why i did what i did)..so i turned her to face me and she had this huge rack so I stick out my hands and squeeze her boobs and whilst squeezing go "HONK...HONK" lol she wasnt impressed...

So i walked into a club.. and it was dead, no vibe, not my kind of music, and i dint feel like sarging (i was with my "normal friends") So we just had fun, talked, had great stories, and were hanging at the bar, acting afc has its moments aswell.

I did notice a group of 7 girls who were just partying there asses off (HB8/9's). So one off them (the mother-hen of the group) and quite drunk rushes to the bar, tries to push me out of the way and starts yelling her order of drinks. Im not a small guy and her pure arogance set me in game mode. I was gana get back at her.

I knew i had made an AFC impression but it wasnt to late to fully recover. I quickly introduce myself. To her and 1 off her friends. Made them laugh and trew in a couple of negs. Her friend was actually way hotter and so my focus was on her. As the night progressed she and her hot friend (my target) shittested me quite a lot of times and i passed them all.

So we walked out the club together and we walked to her bike. There was some quick time for some comfort building and kino. My friends joined me at the same time as her friends and the mother hen.

Me: "so what you gana do"
HB9 target: "i had a lot of fun tonight, theres a afther party at the mother hens place"
Me: "at her place?" pointing at the hen/getting her and my friends to focus on me/target and the mother hen.
HB9: "yes, it will be fun"
Me: "Nah she is a total bitch im not hanging out with that kind of people"

My friends laugh there ass off, Mother hen is speechless, her friends are looking shocked, and the target is in conflict with attraction and probably some amount of hate. They cycle off, were still laughing our asses off

I dont know why i said it, it felt right, it might seem un-pua-like but some HB's arnt worth picking up. I always try to leave em better then i found them. And this wasnt worth it.

(also i know if i run in the hb9 again i can fully recover)

Some of you guys have just a brutal past, how did you ever recover lol.

I haven't done anything that extreme more like just really unsmooth approaches.
My worst line though.

Me: Hey Karen!

Girl: *angry* My name is Marie!!

*fuck not even close*

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lol, 9th grade year before i knew ANYTHING about game and i had just broken up with an old girlfriend...

me, to new girl: hey, our english paper revisions are due tommorrow, and i notice you could use some revisions yourself....would you mind coming over later?

This was before I ever knew anything about game or something and I'm not sure why I said this at all. I regret it and feel bad about it, eventho its been a while since it happend.

This was at school, during break on lunch.

Girl to me: Please go get me a refill on my drink

Me: I'm not your slave!


And the girl gets really shocked and everybody on the table gets shocked and upset about the sudden rude response.
At this point I realized that I went over the line and started feeling ashamed.

Well mine is not horribly bad but its AFC like hell! With the details its gonna be pretty long Happened just yesterday

I was spending the night over at this girls house who I really liked We were talking all night, drinking wine. I was sort of going straight in top "LJBF" zone, talking about past relationships and our lives and whatnot. She had recently broken up with her LTBF and was really depressed, so I cheered her up that night .

After a couple of bottles of wine, I couldnt drive back home so I stayed over in one of the empty bedrooms. So I get into bed and she crawls into bed with me (shes pretty tipsy at this point). I felt really bad cause I came to her place with the intention of F closing her, but at some point I restrained myself cause I didnt wanna "ruin" the night by taking advantage of her in that state (AFC??)

So I say in my head: "Tell her that she is an emotional trainwreck and let her know that you wanna have a relationship with her"
In the end I blabber out: "Your a...wreck...and I´m here for you for anything "
(I WAS LIKE WTF DID I JUST SAY!!??)

Good thing she took it the right way and gave me a hug with a thanks

i did very badasses move during a comfort night with her------------blame hers ex-bf during hers ph. conversation~~!

So a while back I had my girlfriend at the time naked on my bed. We are getting ready to go at it when I notice sitting on my end table is this goo stuff with a dinosaur in the middle of it sitting in its container. My little cousin had given it to me as an Xmas gift. I look at her, look at the goo, then out of no where is say "Hey! Do you want to play with goo!?" She looks at me, completely stunned, looks at the goo, gets a big smile on her face, and says "Yes!"

And no guys, we didn't do anything with the goo besides play with it and take the dinosaur out of it.

Love my life.

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i said "appreciate it" at work after a girl gave me her number lol.