I would like to point out that I haven't field tested this yet (and I'm not in college anymore sadly). But I think this could be brilliant. If anyone does field test this, please report back.

I think it is perfect for seminar game - any chick reading it is going to laugh.

Hat-tip: Ocin

"I know I shouldn't ask, but I really need it. It's been so long. I can feel it sliding in, hard and rigid. And how it comes out soft and messy. I am sure that you can satisfy my need. I am desperate and need your help. I guess you think I am racy but I can already feel my tongue playing with it and sucking the sweet taste out of it. So, can you please give me a chewing gum?"

decent but really long. cut it shorter my friend. the typical old
" are you stalking me?" would maybe work better in this case. and in college, just get drunk and play it cool. done,.

And also frankly I can imagine them walking away before you have a chance to finish. They'll just assume the worse.

how are they gunna walk away from a text

i think its hilarious, but maybe too long. but then again unless its field tested who knows if it'll work or not. ill let someone else field test it though, im not that ballsy.

well, today I tried a new opener.

I was having a class and by my side there was a girl who was shivering from the beginning to the end of it. So at the end of the class I asked her: "you were shivering like you were having an epileptic attack. Were you nervous because you were standing right next to me, or were you waiting for some blood test results?"

i like it, but you might get tongue tied memorizing and saying it. i'd go with something a little shorter

"I noticed you while i was in class, and i know this may come off really strong. 'Gosh i don't know how to say this, my mouth is getting so dry'... but do you have a piece of gum??"