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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:11 pm 
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HI me a big fan of asses loves to give a mild slap on a female ass once in a while

knowing this is not a good opener i only give ass slaps once i got the female laughing and she kinda slapped me first for being naughty

anyway what are your opinions on ass slapping since it aint as simple as normal kino
when is the right moment to give an ass slap


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:07 am 
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What I like to do man is this. If I'm with a girl at my house just hanging out watching a movie or something. She'll have to get up to use the bathroom or something.. I'll just give one good one on the butt.. Of course this is done after we're dating or something.. She'll laugh and it's really unpredictable.. she loves that.....I'm not an ass smacking whore.. not every girl gets an ass smacking from me..

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Ass slapping is a very tricky one and ultimately depends on reading the girl. Simply put, if you can make her laugh and give you a light slap on the face or ass for being naughty as you put it then you're already doing pretty well for yourself.

What's worked best for me is pointing out the fact that while i did or said something naughty, "she was the one who laughed so which is worse>" then giving a slight slap at the top part of their ass where it'll sting a little and playfully telling them that hopefully i won't have punish them further.. (this works with feisty girls.

I hope this helps.. there's many avenues but the key making sure they know it's playful and enticing them to do it again because once they do they close it for you and it saves quite a bit of effort


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Ass-Slapping as an opener:

-Guy slaps ass
-HB:WTF?Why'd you slap my ass?
-Guy:OMG.Dont play that shit.I was just moving through and you TOTALLY got in my way!Sheesh,say excuse me next time.

If you want to slap some ass,make sure you got a BULLETPROOF follow up.


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If you want to slap some ass,make sure you got a BULLETPROOF follow up.
Nailed it.

Cause if not, your gonna look like a douchebag. In my personal opinion, its a horrible way to open to a girl. Save the ass-slapping for the bedroom, where you can really leave some handprints on that booty. Or, if you feel the absolute need to smack some cheeks, wait until you've developed some level of comfort with her.

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If you want to slap some ass,make sure you got a BULLETPROOF follow up.
Nailed it.

Cause if not, your gonna look like a douchebag. In my personal opinion, its a horrible way to open to a girl. Save the ass-slapping for the bedroom, where you can really leave some handprints on that booty. Or, if you feel the absolute need to smack some cheeks, wait until you've developed some level of comfort with her.
Only two things I can think of to add to this:

1) Make sure that any 'risky' move like this is congruent with your personality. A shy, reserved guy slapping a girls ass will be recieved in a completely different way than a teasing, cocky, sexually-charged guy doing the same thing. It needs to appear to be a natural act on your part.

2) Make sure that your target is not the type of girl who would see getting her ass slapped as degrading. Maybe you want to consider putting your hand on her ass first? If she's comfortable with that, odds are she won't take a little slap the wrong way.

Going along with what Meth said, I have yet to find a girl who would object to me doing something like this in the bedroom -- it's not even an issue when in private from my experience.

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if you got the female laughing and slapping you and flirting already then you dont have to worry, they should be fine with it. dont think too much, just go off gut instinct for this one

but as an opener, yeah you need backup plan

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Ass slapping is a very tricky one and ultimately depends on reading the girl. Simply put, if you can make her laugh and give you a light slap on the face or ass for being naughty as you put it then you're already doing pretty well for yourself.

What's worked best for me is pointing out the fact that while i did or said something naughty, "she was the one who laughed so which is worse>" then giving a slight slap at the top part of their ass where it'll sting a little and playfully telling them that hopefully i won't have punish them further.. (this works with feisty girls.

I hope this helps.. there's many avenues but the key making sure they know it's playful and enticing them to do it again because once they do they close it for you and it saves quite a bit of effort
yeah i mostly ass slap once they slaped me for being naughty


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Ass-Slapping as an opener:

-Guy slaps ass
-HB:WTF?Why'd you slap my ass?
-Guy:OMG.Dont play that shit.I was just moving through and you TOTALLY got in my way!Sheesh,say excuse me next time.

If you want to slap some ass,make sure you got a BULLETPROOF follow up.
haha love that xD


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:15 pm 
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Ass-Slapping as an opener:

-Guy slaps ass
-HB:WTF?Why'd you slap my ass?
-Guy:OMG.Dont play that shit.I was just moving through and you TOTALLY got in my way!Sheesh,say excuse me next time.

If you want to slap some ass,make sure you got a BULLETPROOF follow up.
haha love that xD
i used to have a friend with zero game that just slapped random asses when walking around the dancefloor

i have seen it 5 times i still wonder how comes he only got trown out of the club once


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:41 pm 
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NO NO NO.

Heres how you do it.

ME: Slaps HBs ass.
HB: Wtf?
ME: Pro's do it...

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Mmmmmmmm...ass slapping.

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NO NO NO.

Heres how you do it.

ME: Slaps HBs ass.
HB: Wtf?
ME: Pro's do it...

-fuzz
Works...but then she'll test congruenty(Really,you're a "pro",or something along that line".)

It works,make sure you stick to character and dont choke when she calls you out on the statement.


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