I followed up with a text.
The translation may not be 100%
Rockin: What mischief you been up to...
Blonde: lying in the couch watching tv

you?
Rockin: at 7-11 buying tasty snacks, havent you got up from the couch yet!
Blonde: got attached here i believe
Rockin: Haha, checked your ass so you dont have a twist there. oink oink.
Then total silence, the earlier responses came real quick.
Now i thinking of follow up with something in style with.
Rockin: Lost your speech?!
Rockin: Lost your speech or did you checked your ass and saw a pink twist (pig flue)