I think I've found an obvious goldmine: Target.

It's the place where EVERY cute girl goes to get cheap furniture/shoes/kitchen appliances, etc. And opening is so easy it's like Christmas.

"Do you think this rubber ducky shower curtain is too childish for me?"

"How do you feel about the fact that it actually costs more for JUST a replacement coffee pot than the ENTIRE coffee maker? If I ever actually meet Mr. Coffee we're gonna have words.

"Are you buying that shirt for yourself or somebody else?"
HB: Myself
"Oh...sorry."

Also, girls seem to be in a great mood while shopping (big surprise), and are naturally more perceptive. I like it.

Anybody have some more witty openers at a retail store?

LOL! That's good stuff. Thanks for posting.

I appreciate you post and I like the energy, I have to try that when I get to chicago.
Here is california..the only one you see at target are fat mexicans who don't speak english, here we have to go macy's

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I don't get it lol. can someone explain the joke.

And I think you wanted to use 'receptive' instead of 'perceptive', makes more sense.

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He has poorly explained this, I think he is trying to lower her value by questioning her taste, through criticising the shirt she is looking at.

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Gentlemen,

I appreciate your comments, and I apologize for my mistake. I was in a rush out the door and definitely meant RECEPTIVE...not PERCEPTIVE. (As an English major I'm embarrassed.)

And yes, I did poorly explain the shirt comment. It's meant as a neg. If the shirt is for her, you're subtly telling her it will look terrible on her, which would lead her to defend herself and then you're back in control. Anytime a girl is defending herself to you it's simple to DHV and raise your buying temperature.

Happy Sarging.

lol. The target near me is near the local cal state college and so I tend to see a lot of hot college girls in the Target near me.

So what you are trying to say is that we should choose our Target carefully? :wink:

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Well played sir...well played.

I like the idea!
All the openers that you used are great stuff.
I want a article like this.
But With mall game.
Cheers!