I once asked a girl if I could slap her forehead.

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The only constant is change.

its a similar one too most, recently

'wow i like how youv done your eyebrows different, this one looks happy and the other looks like your questioning everything'

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Black tattoos up and down his arm, aint nothin more dangerous than aboy woth charm - christina aguilera

Here's a neg that I used a couple days ago while riding the shuttle back to my apartment and it got a good response. I'd say she was a HB7. She had painted her nails pink and had a binder of the same shade of pink.

Me: I like your binder.
HB7: Thanks.
Me: Do you usually paint your nails the same color?
HB7: *giggle* No...it just happened that way
Me: Oh...because if you did then you'd be one of the cool people *smile*
HB7: *light smack*

bookmarked

My turn

you'd look much better if you smiled more

Do you always undress beautiful men with you're eyes, seriously manners were in public( Then lock in prop) here try these on ( Shades) or goggles , only certain ppl look good with them such as myself you could get lucky

Walk up to her - look her up and down Lets just say you're a 10

If she gets bitchy use the classic arnold TALk to the hand

You're looks dnt intimidate me if only you 'd have a bigger butt ( Replace with whatever part)

if i was attracted to you we d have a problem , good thing you're not that pretty or else it could be dangerous

i like you it's too bad you didnt match my standards actually its a good thing i would easily corrupt someone like you ( what do you mean someone like me)
Pua - a good boring nice girl

i love ure nose it reminds me of pinochioo dnt lie though

you dnt talk much , you remind me of a dummie at least ure not annoying

I bet you think you're gorgeous, not in my eyes , id say you're ok or (Decent)

you Look like the type that intimidates guys with you're looks not me bullie ( Playful tone)

If you smiled more you'd look much better

Its a good thing you're not boring or you guys are not boring or else id have to get up and make some excuse to go to the bathroom; ima use the bathoroom real quick brb ( Never comeback) or say jk


I cant beilieve you're out looking like that , you can do better im sure just a bit more make up and you got it( Its a good execuse to help and touch ) Here put ure air up like this

you're ugly but in a good way ( How? ) i swear you girls are not human i was talking mentally not physically

You little booger

you're like a queen , a royal pain

Try them out let me know how they workout for you

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Difficulties are things that show a person what they are.” Epictetus

Awesome collection of negs!

haha most of them cracked me up,

"I love your dress! too bad they didn't have it in your size"

"you look like someone that can use a compliment"

haha I read this post 3 days too late

LMFAO

PRICELESS!

How about...

1. Is this how you plan on earning my respect?
2. Nice pants... Do they make them for women?
3. So... have a big night last night?
4. Hmm you have 'that look in your eye', your not about to tell me your life story are you?
5. Lets have a drinking competition. You win.
6. Would you have sex with me for $10,000? (answers yes) Great! because I could 'really' use the money.
7. Are you wearing contacts? (yes/no) you look like the kind of person who would suit glasses.
8. I can barely hear you, you should be more confident when you speak to people.
9. How come I always get the strange ones?
10. (compliments you) hmm that sounded like a line... I hope you don't think I'm 'that' easy.

I think that's a great one for when they try to cut you down...

I think the one below is more sarcasm than a neg, but I've used it sucessfully in the past when the target or friend your not engaging doesn't talk...

"Point to her and say, "ya, know, your friend really yaps way too much (use hand motions here), she really otta tone in down..."

or

"your friend is way too loud, she needs to pipe down...."

Smile appropiately in the right places...It usually at least gets at least a smile from the quite one...

I came up with i bit of a variation on this (not field tested) if she say's no.
say: "here take my last one"
this ofcourse requires you taking a pack of gum with only one in it hehe

OKAY ALOT OF GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT A NEG IS?

HERES A LINK TO MY NEGS WITH BHRR

NOW I GIVE CREDIT FOR THIS PAGE, BUT KNOW ONE KNOWS WHAT A NEG IS..
ITS BAIT HOOK REEL RELESE!!!!!

now a neg is a disqualifier!! can we say that word disqualifer!!!!!

NOW VIBE I LIKE THIS WHOLE ULTIMITE NEG LIST BUT ALL YOU DID IS WENT TO ANOTHER WEBSITE AND GOT SOME NEGS.. MAKE SOME UP!!!!!!!!! IF YOU CANT THEN WHATS A NEG TO YOU!!!!!!!!! SIR!!!

IM DOG YOUI...!! MASTER PICK UP ARTIST!! OKAY! I WAS WITH STYLE IN HOLLYWOOD 8 YEARS AGO!!!!!!! WHEN THIS SHIT WAS NEW!!!

SO HERES THE REAL LINK TO REAL NEGS IF ANYONES INTERSTED THE ONES I MADE!! NOT SOME WEBSITE!!

the-real-negs-including-bhrr-vt55143.html

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is that a neg? or do you mean "oh...you dont follow fashion trends we stop wearing those *instert time* but it nice to see someone who is trying to pull that off"

Good one!

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Don't hate the player.