Got jumped today by a kid who had beef with me. Everyone is schools talking bout it. Need some routines that will make people laugh as responses to " I heard u got ur ass kicked yesterday" or accusing me of being a snitch for giving his name to the principle. Please help I need some AMOG-type routines to make ppl laugh in my favor about the situation.

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jumped as in he beat yu up? or he was just arguin with yu and stuff?

say he tried to pull yu but yu werent into it and he beat yu upto to give himself some cool points lol

but seriously, i hope yr oki mate

Thanks I'm fine he didn't get a punch in before a teach got him off me.

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When someone says something to you about it jus say.

'Yeah that dudes a freak. He cornered me in the locker bay and asked me if I would let him blow me! When I said no he tried to suck it by force but I resisted so he got all frustrated and beat down on me. Good thing teachers came round when they did! otherwise I'm sure he would of gone all jailhouse on me and raped my a-hole.'

Next time when this guy comes up to you and says something just say really loudly 'Look dude I told you I'm not into guys, take a hint!'. Or 'No means no! for the last time I won't let you suck my cock!'.

Then if he gets physical with you again just keep saying shit to make him look gay. Like 'Look man, you might be into rough sex with men but its just not my thing kay'

Make it so he can't say or do anything to you without looking like a total homo. Trust me this works.

I have a feeling he will get killed if he does that.

Or anally punctured. ))

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Yeah that wouldn't work at all hed just pop me in the face

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Well then if you don't have the balls to show him up.

Learn KARATEEE!!

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"Stay hungry, stay healthy, be a gentleman, believe strongly in yourself and go beyond limitations.” - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I got jumped one time back in high school kind of. This dude sucker punched my friend so I hopped on him, neither of us won or lost as we both got a few punches in and were like fuck this. But when people asked me about it I said that he was jealous that I had a girlfriend because he wanted me to date him. It ended up being ok because after that we became friends and laughed about it, but if its someone who seriously hates you, my best advice is to have a big friend around you 24/7. My best friend is 6 3 and weighs 200 lbs of pure muscle, noone fucks with me even though i'm 5' 7'' and 160 lbs.