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| BlackBull | PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:30 am | |
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Location: North Bergen,NJ | | I'm not gonna lie...
It's fucking hard to find someplace to F-Close with a girl in a frat house.
I was almost on my way to kissing her,when the dude who owned the room I was doing shit in came in,and almost murdered me.
Then,a question came up:
"Does it matter what type of place and room your in to get an F-Close?"
It's not even about doubt anymore.Just plain bad luck...
...funny stuff.
But yea guys,answers?
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| Whitey | PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:40 am | |
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Posts: 228 | | i dont see the big deal about a dude getting an f-close in my bed...unless i was on my way up with one of my own
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| ph1ntch | PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:53 am | |
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Location: Baltimore, MD | | I might have a little problem with a dude F-closing in my bed... Call me crazy... Don't you have a bed? Can't you bring her back to your place?
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| Whitey | PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:01 am | |
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Posts: 228 | | well i've f-closed in a lot of my friends beds so i'd be a hypocrit
the best one was this girl i was in the heat of it all with and my friend walks in on the phone drunk as hell. sits down on the bed, im still going mind you and trying to tell her to stop. he turns around gives me THE widest eye look ive ever seen and goes "oh...my...god.....WHITEYS NAKED IN MY BED!" and walks out laughing all the way downstairs.
we finish, i go downstairs to receive a round of applause from all my friends and she sneaks out the back as quickly as possible
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| duck | PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:30 am | |
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Location: States | | I once f-closed in a cemetery so ...............................
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I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally? His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.
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| Whitey | PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:58 am | |
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| ph1ntch | PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:09 am | |
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Location: Baltimore, MD | | Library... Church parking lot.. We all have stories... Although a cemetery is just kinda...creepy... Just my opinion
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| Whitey | PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:30 am | |
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Posts: 228 | | yeah i had a pastors daughter in youth group parking lot back in high school.
WHOOPS!
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