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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:56 pm 
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FIRST THINGS FIRST!

1. You probably will NOT find a woman that wants to have sex with a complete stranger

- What I mean by this is that most women still at least want to know you a little bit and feel comfortable. That means you have to have some conversation with them, and usually some sort of small date first, but its ok! They usually put out after ;)

2. Be RESPECTFUL

- Don't just go onto a site and send messages like "hi I'm bob, wanna fuck?" it WILL NOT work, I can tell you that right now because I doubt you're a male model. Sure its an adult dating site but women are still women and don't like being treated like meat. Most like to lie to themselves and think you might somehow be boyfriend material so they don't feel so bad about being a slut at the end of the night.

3. Be CONFIDENT

- This is the golden rule, and it applies for any type of dating. If your not confident the girl is going to toss you out, plain and simple, no if's, and's, or but's about it. Yes its pretty stupid but thats the way life is. If you have a problem with this, use the common "fake it til you make it". It comes easier in time, trust me.

4. Be FAKE

- Yes, I said it, be fake as fuck. It was against my morals to be fake but lets face it, your just trying to get laid, not date the bitch. Be very compatible with her (whether you really are or just faking you are) and it makes conversation a breeze, and also makes her feel more connected and comfortable to you, and that means your job getting between her legs is that much easier.

5. DON’T be a CREEP

- Womens #1 pet peeve are creepy ass guys. Don't lie to yourself, do you look like a creep? Make sure you are well dressed, clean and presentable, don't say weird shit, don't do stupid shit, don't stare at her tits, etc.

6. DECREASE your STANDARDS and UP your AVERAGE

- Can’t get laid because you only want to settle for supermodels? Get the fuck over yourself. Pussy is pussy, and beauty is only a light switch away. Besides, chubby and/or ugly bitches give the best head, they have to work harder to get a man.

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lol


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:24 am 
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how would you initiate conversation?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:08 pm 
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I don't agree with number 6 lol


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:38 pm 
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I'm with you... since deciding to move on from my ex a few months ago I have resorted to some online sarging. It's a good way to build up some confidence artificially (they don't really count as true pickups) and if you're getting your f-close on every few nights then when you go out you just give off a vibe of "I don't need you, I'm already getting it elsewhere" that women love.

Read sperm wars: if you are getting laid, then more women will want to get laid with you. If you give off a non-desperate, non-horny vibe you will get laid a lot.

FYI: Although I have continued a couple of sexual relationships from online, I have not f-closed anyone I met in real life since embarking on this journey. Still working on inner game and mid-game, and I won't give up until I can walk into a bar and pick up an HB10!


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i agree wit everything except rule #6 lol


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I can't say I agree with this. This is not what being a pua is about. Use your powers for GOOD* NOT EVIL*! Being fake, and especially lowering your standards are huge no-no's if you have any inch of self respect. Be a real man, and don't trick people into sleeping with you, that's just sad.

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