| New York is the fucking shit. Talked to 4 girls today, all solid as fuck. All solid 9's. Almost fucked a girl on the plane this morning.
I was tired as fuck, on no sleep and out of it. I ordered an apple juice on the plane, and she said, "You know if you wanted to be like me you could have just asked." (While showing me the bottle of apple juice she bought in the terminal)
Ha, that's the same stupid shit I would have said to her. I like this girl. Turns out she lives in downtown Chicago, a few blocks from me. I guess I have this fucking aura. Even when I'm tired, on no sleep, and wearing gym clothes on a plane, girls still like me.
So we start talking. Right away I tell her I'm kind of scared of flying so I grab her hand and hold it. I tell her how warm her hands are, and pull her across the empty seat so she's right next to me. We start vibing hard, she's asking me all the same interrogation questions, but I'm too tired to turn it exciting so I just go with it.
Out of nowhere I just blurt out, "You are sexy as fuck, I wish we weren't on a plane".
Her-"Oh really...why is that...what would we be doing..."
Me-"You'd be cumming. But I'm fucking tired. You know, I've always wanted to fuck on a plane. My ex always wanted to but I am just too damn big."
Her-"I like big guys...not a bad thing..."
Me-"Are you adventurous?"
Her-"Define adventurous."
Me-"Ripping ur panties off in the bathroom"
Her-"Yeah...I'm def down for that..."
Then the jackass pilot tells us we're descending. Oh well. I'm seeing her tomorrow, not to mention she lives right by me at home.
Met some girl on the street, trying to get me to sponsor a kid. I love kids. We vibe for 20 minutes, I flirt hard, her boss tells her she has to get back to work. I tell her if she really wants to convince me she'll kiss me. So she does right on 5th ave. Pretty cool. She asks for my # and tells me she wants to show me around tomorrow. Cool.
See a hottie on the street. Run up, tell her she has a really sexy sense of style. She really did. Turns out she's a voice over actor. Had her talking dirty re-enacting commercials on the street lol.
Went to this bar, saw 2 wall street dorks talking to 2 hotties from chile. I go up, introduce myself to the guys, super high energy, "Hey! It's so good to see u guys!" Shake their hands, turn my back on them, and just steal the girls for me and my boy.
My girl is a solid 9. Maybe higher. Amazing. She really likes me but I'm looking to fuck tonight, and she's looking to get to know me. So She gives me her contact info, tells me to come back to the bar if I want to hang out more. I'm on no sleep, so maybe I'll see her tomorrow.
Great day. Talked to 4 girls, had it on with all of them. I love New York. It's mercedes fashion week. Tomorrow I'm going to go down there and go nuts.
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