Sept 19.

I arrive at my former university around 7pm. I take a shower. I start doing pushups.

I drink. I play beer pong as a pregame. I see a girl dressed up as a bumble bee. I say

"whats up bumble bee"
"Where are your wings?"
"Got cocaine?"
"Where's your stinger?"

while ignoring her answers.

Then I grab her ass. I was "looking" for her stinger. I then ask her short little jewish looking friend for cocaine. She freaks out and calls me a loser.
She rants about how retarded I am for wanting cocaine. I smile and say "Yeah girl! Yeah girl! Yeah girl!"

She turns her back to me and ignores me. Sweet. I stand there, fuck her trying to make me go away. My reality owns her.
I tap her on the shoulder.

"Hey girl, got cocaine?"

She really flips a shit. She hits me. I push her back and call her cute. She walks downstairs. I follow her.
Her three friends and I run into each other. I ask them where the gin bucket is. She apologizes for being a bitch.
I call her cool as shit. I talk to the whole group. I dont remember what I talked about, something
about majors and how I dropped out of school and started my own business. They think this is cool. I tell them
I smoke cigarettes like a chimney because of this. They dont understand how hard it is. This girl wants to fuck me. She keeps
touching me.

Her friends walk away. She sits down. I ask her

"Do you wanna make out?"

She says no and freaks out.

I suck on her neck.

She says "Okay we can make out now!" Cheerily.

We make out.

I take her upstairs. More people have arrived to the party. I roam around asking girls for cocaine. I think a few got pissed.
Then I hit on some girl with tattoo's all over. She has a boyfriend and he seems chodley. I end up liking him so I
leave her alone.

I go around asking a few more girls for cocaine. They turn around in bitter disgust. I find the little jewish chick from earlier.
I decided I was horny and I pull her into my friends room. We make out. I text my friend to get in here. We suck on her neck
at the same time. I wanted him to get laid with me. We start undressing her. She suddenly starts freaking out. I let him fuck
her and I leave the room.

I talk to this dark haired girl. I keep talking about how I want to take her to the moon so I can fuck her in the ass.

She replies with "Why would you want to fuck me in the ass when I have a vagina. You can get an ass from a guy"

She wins. I really had nothing smart back to say to that. So I suck on her neck and then walk away. She follows me for like
5 minutes.

I go up to a random girl and tell her I want to give her a hickey after I take a few more shots.

I take my shots. I go back to my friends room. He says she wont let him fuck her, so he walks out. I get on top of her
and start messing around. She gives LMR. I don't have patience for this. I text him to come back and I walk out.
He goes in and resumes. Note: We do this the rest of the night, switching off with her while we go back to the party.

As I walk out, one of my female friends that lives in the house is lecturing like 6 girls about me.

Here is where I walked in on the converation:

Friend: "I apologize on behalf of David and how he is asking for cocaine. He is totally creepy and a player. He just wants to
fuck you"

At this point they're all looking at me just standing next to her.

I say "No engrish. Cocaine, ya? ya?"

They're just staring at me she continues to lecture about me and laughing at my poor asian imitation.

Then I say we're having a threesome in my friends room and we want to make it four. Any girl that wants to join
is welcome.

One wants to, but her friends shush her and drag her away as they wanted to get more beers.

I go to a random girl thats smoking a cigarette. I say

"Hey girl, I taste like an ashtray, wanna make out?"

She laughs.

I suck on her neck.

We make out.

I pull her to a room to take shots with me. We start having fun. Clothes come off.

LMR.

I'm too drunk to care. I tell her I'm going back outside to the party.

I play beerpong and start dancing with my gay friend. Girls are looking at me. One calls me a pretty boy.

I try and suck on her neck. She pushes me away laughing.

I ask for cocaine. She laughs. I go back in to suck her neck. She lets me.

I go back into the room and start foreplaying with the little jewish girl. She gives me head.

My friend comes back in and I go back out.

I stop drinking and go out and swing on a swing out on the porch with my gay friend. The swing breaks. We laugh.

This girl comes by and says "CREEPY ASIAN GUY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"

I tell her I was on the moon fucking a girl in the ass. She laughs. She calls me a creep and douchebag for about 5 minutes.

She doesn't walk away. I start touching her. She touches back. It's going well. She calls me annoying.
Then I start saying vulgar things. She gets really pissed. I really wanted to have hate sex with her. The party runs out of booze,
People are leaving so I shower and get ready for bed. A girl walks in on me showering. I try and get her to shower with me.

She joins me. We make out and touch each other. I can't seem to get it up. I blame the adderall I snorted.

I just tell her "you're really hot and I am just nervous".

We leave the shower. I knockout on the couch. Wake up at 6am and drive home.

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I'm addicted to facing my fears.

finally i have a game plan

This is so sick. Your reality owned it.

Jesus...christ...

epic story. but were any of these girls hot"? lol.

can you suck on my neck?

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"...so it goes"

Badass and Gutsy I like it, something I would do haha!