Earlier today I went out and did day game. I made the mall my “sarging” location. I get to the mall around lunchtime. I enter Sears and get a free dose of Jean Paul Gautier cologne. I love the cologne. I just won’t buy Jean Paul Gautier’s because it’s too expensive for my budget. I scan the area for some attractive girls to warm up with. I spot one by the M·A·C Cosmetics booth.

I get her opinion on the cologne I’m wearing. She likes it but says I put on too much. I tell her that I get excited when I see something I like. I give her a wink. She smiles. I bid her farewell and find some more girls to warm up on.

I enter the mall and find an assortment of attractive girls. I don’t know where to start. I spot two girls about to pass in front of me. I step out right in front of them. They stop and give me a “What the hell is your problem?” look. I turn and smile at them. They walk off and mention something between themselves that contains the word “asshole”. I look around for some more girls. I notice a large amount of girls in a store. When I realize that store that is I give my head a shake.

That store is American Eagle. AE is loved by wannabes. I decide to become a “wannabe” and venture inside the store. I go in to the men’s section, grab two random shirts and approach these two attractive girls.

V: “Which do you guys like better?”
Blonde: “What?”

V: “These shirts, WHICH DO YOU LIKE BETTER!?”
Blonde: “OH! They’re the same shirt, but different colour.”

I look at the shirts . . .

V: “So they are . . . which colour looks best?”
Blonde: “Is this a pickup line?”

V: “Yeah. It is. I find it easier than just asking a girl if she wants to fuck.”
Blonde” *Laughs* “It’s a good line. Just make sure to get two different shirts next time.”

V: “I’ll do that. Anyways. How do you guys know each other?”
Blonde: “We’re friends from school. This is Angela. My name is Tara.”

V: “It’s a pleasure to meet you Angela.”
Angela: “It’s nice to meet you . . . What’s your name?”

V: “My name is V.”
Angela: “Well it’s nice to meet you V.”

Our conversation goes on to discuss why in God’s name they shop at American Eagle, what kind of guys they are trying to attract with their “wannabe” clothes, and I try to guess what kind of panties they are wearing. They tried to guess mine, but couldn’t because I was going commando that day.

I noticed Angela was into it this devilish conversation.

Angela was locked onto my eyes, laughing more than necessary, and touching my arm multiple times. I ignored Tara while talking more intimate with Angela. Tara interrupts our conversation by asking me, “How old are you V?”

V: “Guess.”
Tara: “20.”

V: “No. 22.”

V: “How old are you guys?”
Angela: “Guess.”

I like to guess five years older than I think they are.

V: “23.”
Tara: “You’re about ten years off.”

I go wide-eyed in shock.

V: “13!?”
Angela: “No! 16.”

Angela keeps up the conversation while the words “you’re a pedophile” rattle around in my head. I tell myself, “The legal age of consent in Ontario is 16. She is legal and she is fuckable.” The battle of ethics continues in my mind for a period of time. I’m brought back to reality when Angela hits me on the arm.

Angela: “Are you listening?”
V: “Of course. I just remembered that I have an appointment that I am late for.”

Angela: “Well you should get going to it. Let me give you my number.”
V: “I don’t have a pen and paper.” (I do have a pen and paper. At that moment I do not want to be getting a 16-year-olds digits.)

Angela: “Do you have a cell phone?”
V: “No.”

Angela: “Well let me write it down for you.”
V: “OK.”

I get Angela’s number, tell them it was a pleasure meeting me, and head to the food court to ponder over the number.

She clearly wants to fuck me. And I want to fuck that 16-year-old.

I decide to keep the number and call her later this week.

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haha im glad im not the only one that uses american eagle....however, welcome to small town USA. the posers and wanna-bes shop at old navy. american eagle has good jeans for this area

what do you mean the posers shop at old navy and american eagle???

around here all the scumbags shop at old navy.

Uhh, is anyone missing the point here. He's 22 and she's 16.
Legality of things aside, thats a pretty greasy move to pickup on girls that young man.

hey some girls are down though....i work with a girl who just turned 17...started working with me when she was 15

her boyfriend was 21 when she was 15...now thats shes 17, her new boyfriend is 22

its ll up to her, if shes comfortable and you trust hr go for it if you like...but realize what could happen and the legality of it

Dude... Not cool.

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I'm not sure of the legal age in Canada. It's either 14 or 16, so she is legal either way. I just want to make up for what I didn't get in high school

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yea in the states its pretty lame, i read a sign in a store that says if you look younger than 27 years old they will card you for cigarettes....US is terrible and too restrictive

we are the only country where the drinking age is 21...and when teens get caught drinking older folks think its the end of the world

I'm 18 and I sorta cringe at the thought of fucking a 15 or 16 year old. not that I wouldnt if she was hot enough lol but im just sayin

maybe its because they arent fully matured

did you use both the same shirts on purpose? just for the fact that they would say something or was that an accident, and in the future would you choose the same shirt to try for that same reaction?

i dont think so cuz he says he picked it out at random

if there is grass on the field play ball. I mean baseball. not sex, because sex with a 16 year old girl when your 22 is NOT cool.

here's the deal. although she is fuckable, and she MIGHT be legal, how are you going to feel about yourself after you fuck her? bro, she is probably a virgin. are you REALLY ready to deal with virgin drama.

bro, girl drama is bad enough as is, let alone HIGHSCHOOL virgin girl drama.

do yourself a favor, lose the number.

OK. I live in san diego right next to the AE where all the wealthiest kids in town shop at as well as right next to the university.

Just for the record the pop culture has changed since I was in high school and down here dictates that AE is for asian education and wannabes who want to spend more money.. here's the rating system

lowest - old navy (wannabes who want cheap designer looking clothes
middle - AE, AF, etc.. wannabes and asians who want to look nice but not spend the bank that they should to look nice
nicest - nordstrom, bloomingdales, armani, and (express is the new fab again now)

but yeah, AE is by far the best place to go sarging regarding clothing stores. Unfortunately 90% of the girls who shop here are asian