| A while ago I ran into a girl that I had a crush on in high school. Back then I was the exact opposite of a PUA, but in the 6 years since, I've done quite well for myself. Anyways, she sells glasses at a local store, and I was in to get new ones. I ended up getting her number, then called her up a few days later to do hookah. She came over and we had a good time, but I got the hint that she spooked easily, so instead of going in for a kiss close, I asked her out on a lunch date instead (she spooks REAL easy). A week later we went on a date. This date was probably the most AWKWARD date I'd been on in a long time. I drove over to pick her up and as I'm about to ring the door bell, I get a text that says "I'm here!" ...turns out, SHE'S ALREADY AT THE RESTAURANT! I rush over, and she didn't really notice. We actually had a great lunch, and I was planning to take her ice skating, but that place didn't open until 3:30, so we went on a walk instead. Halfway though the walk, she decided she wanted to go to the mall to pick something up. As we get inside, she hands me a gift card that says "redeem one free pair of panties at Victoria Secret" She had 2, but could only redeem one...however, I was not about to fall into her frame. I knew that since we were already in the mall, if I didn't do this, it would have killed the date, so I just played it off. I just kept making her laugh, and when I bought the one pair of panties, she asked for the bag, and I told her that they were for my grandma, and when she snatched it out of my hands, I just simply said "alright, but nana's gonna be pissed she doesn't get her thong!", which made all the cashiers laugh, too. As we were leaving the mall, I got her a kiwi slushie, and while we were walking out....she realized SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO KIWI! Her tongue swelled up, but the reaction wasn't bad enough to dampen the date, and she insisted that she was okay. ...at this point, we went back to her house to drop off the panties, and at this point I told her that we were going ice skating. At first she was a bit unsure, and then decided it would be fun. So we went, and I realized that if neither person knows how to ice skate, it's really not a fun date, since you're both trying not to fall on your ass. 40 minutes into the skating, we sit down and she rolls up her pant let and she is busted out into HIVES! Turns out, she's allergic to the cold, and didn't want to make me feel bad, so she didn't say anything. It looked like she got stung by a thousand mesquitoes. At this point, I took her home and didn't even try anything. However, she called me an hour later, and asked if I wanted to come over and watch a movie. I actually had a good time during the movie, but didn't really try much, since I had nearly killed her twice, earlier in the day. All I can say is...I almost killed her twice, and she still called me. She is either a glutton for punishment, or I must be doing something right...
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