These were done over time from women I work with. Normally one of my golden rules is never date women you work with but I broke my own rules.
I left my job for a while and came back and there was a new girl there. Cutest of the bunch. She was also an alpha female, talks shit, etc. I got the info ahead of time from a few guys I called about the new 'talent'. My usual method is 'shock and awe'

I come in loud and talking shit. My first morning I come in and ask the boss what she's doing in my office...in front of everyone...she knows me from before and laughs at having 'crazy Arsenal' back. She's a bit scary to the rest so all the new girls are wondering who is this guy who is talking crazy to the boss. The cute one happens to be in my old desk and I say to no one in particular..."you all didn't wait for the body to get cold before you move someone into my seat" she looks at me like 'who the hell are you?' and I say to her 'so did you sell or give away anything I left behind?' she laughs and says some of the stuff in the top drawer and I say 'good, i left a $20 bill as well' and she says she spent it and I say 'its coming out of your check'. That's the last thing I say to her. I ignore her from now on. All the guys try and hit on her but I do the opposite, I'm purely professional with her but flirt with the girls I knew before. She's wondering why she isn't being flirted with. Any interaction is professional. Then one day, alone in the breakroom, she invites me to sit with her and talks about how in a previous job she dated someoneon the job and it wasn't a problem as no one knew. I smiled and said, yeah, i've done the same and we seem like we are very much alike and its probably why we wouldn't get along. And she says is that why i don't try and talk to her and i say 'i dont' chase. you seem like the type that takes too much work' and she denies and I say 'lets see tonight' and that's that.

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