Funny/humorious openers?



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GuitarLord
 Post subject: Funny/humorious openers?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:37 pm 
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Hey guys,

I really like humorous/funny openers!!

It's that kind of openers when you go to a group of girls, say something funny/humorous and make them laugh instantly with that very first sentence (opener)...

But I don't find many humorous openers around, so do you know some good?.. Share them, and if you can give us some reports if you used them in field how and did it go?? :)

I hope there will be many posts for this topic, humoruous openers can be very useful and easy to use almost in every situation in field... :)
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Heres a funny opener you can use. Go up to a group of girls and say:

"Hey, wanna see my vas deferens?"
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Thats just horrible lol

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Is that not better to make situation - oriented opener instead to be original? In some cases the girls are sarged out and every of them know the same lines, openers and so on.
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Is that not better to make situation - oriented opener instead to be original? In some cases the girls are sarged out and every of them know the same lines, openers and so on.
I agree. Come up with something witty and original, with your setting being the prop. Be confident, and of course introduce yourself so you can get the comfort AND attraction going.
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