What you see is what you get, I am who i am, Theres no changeing MEEEE!!

And if there is a chance that you dont like me there is an even better chance that I dont give a fckkkk....

I always get what i want! I say what i want when i want! dont like it dont read it!

Life is WAY to fcking short to blend in and be borrrring. I dont want to be "normal". Normal??....ummmm, Im yawningggg!!

I take each day as it comes there always something new to keep me on my tippy toes.

I'm really not interested in women! I like men far to much So please girls. Leave me alone OKAY?

I'm selfish i dont share my candy!!!

I'm not looking for ANYTHING to be honest. I'm here for the laugh. I find some messages on here seriously disturbing. But also very funny. Crack on....Dont take it though drugs are bad for you.

I'm not looking for a boyfriend. And i am certainly not looking for "ABIT OF FUN" If i wanted to sleep around. I'd go to a club and pick some one up. Rocket science? NO

I'm here for a laugh, To read your dumb messages, It entertains me..

Some people say i'm up my ass, Maybe i am. But your just jealous because your not up it.

Send me a message saying "you is fit babez" "hey sexy fancey a chat" I wont be replying. Send me something funny/ interesting chances are i will reply. *If i'm in the mood*

Toodel pip. And Keep smile'in! Tomorrow is always better than today. SOMETIMES!