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SandTiger™
 Post subject: MySpace Opener
PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:10 pm 
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Let me tell you about a line I used to pickup this hot blonde
off MySpace a few nights ago...

Start off by saying... "Hey! I think we met each other the other
night..."

She'll probably respond with something like... "Ummm, I don't think
so. Who are you?"

Say... "Nope, it was definitely you. You were that creepy/drunk
girl who was hitting on me and my friends all night... don't deny
it."

I guarantee you after that, she'll be DYING to start "fixing her
image"...

That's when YOU will go in for the KILL... and get her number!

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