what are your favorite negs to use on women?

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I don't really have any 'canned' negs but a lot of my mid-game routines involve asking their opinion, and I often blow what they say out of proportion to make it sound like that was the worst possible idea.

Sure you can sometimes fit canned negs in here and there, but I think situational/impromptu is the way to go. That way when you say something it doesn't come off as scripted or not making sense.
I do this and other things that are similar in nature.

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I don't know that it makes sense to have preselected negs in your head. It ALL depends on the girl, her skill sets (or lack of), her dress, etc..

Here are a couple that have recently worked for me, but again they had to do with the girl:

Asian chick but terrible at chugging beer:

Me: "You're extremely smart, but apparently brains doesn't help you drink beer, you're terrible at it!"
Her: "*laugh* no we don't do much drinking in China (ookie ookie )
Me: "I'll get you up to speed."

It worked well.

Brunette with "Channel" glasses and "Coach" bag, you know those types:

Me: "Are those Channel glasses real?"
Her: "Ummmm... No."
Me: "We'll they look good in anyway."

Great way to start a conversation with a neg.

But canned negs, no. Its got to do with the target bro. Hope this helps.

Dislcaimer: I'm not a professional PUA. Just what's worked for me.

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A couple that I like to use (both credit to Mystery) are as follows.

1. Nice and simple, if she's trying to break in to the conversation or being hyperactive poke her in the forehead a couple of times and ask 'Do you have an off button?'.

2. This one's a little more complicated and used more as a routine. Ask if she's an intuitive person. They'll usually say 'Yes' but it doesn't matter what they say, just plough. Say 'Give me your hand' and take her hand without giving her too much time to react or say 'No'. Look at her palm, say 'Hmmmm, interesting' or 'No way' or something to pique her curiosity and drop her palm. She'll probably re-engage by asking 'What?' (if not, continue anyway). Just take her hand or ask to see it again and point to one of the lines on her palm. This is where you say 'You see this line here? It's called your retard line. It means you're a retard'. Drop her hand again and smile/laugh in a playful way so she knows your not just being an ass.

I like both of these because there's a certain element of kino involved in each as well as being very C&F. The second one has more kino because you actually hold her hand instead of just poking her but the first one's still good as they'll often punch you in the arm or something, which is esentially them complying that light touching is okay between you two (kino pinging). The second one also contains a compliance test of sorts. The first time you take her hand you give her an order. By not giving her time to react she essential complies by not taking her hand away. This makes her more succeptible to future compliance tests like, for example, when you take her hand for the second time. Again, this re-enforces her compliance. The subtlty is that the first time you take her hand the choice is only implied. The second time, the choice is hers but she will comply.

So there you go, a couple of negs, both with varying degrees of kino and one with a very light compliance test.

i use "haha how cute your nose wiggles when you talk"

they always grab their nose and are like "really?" or "nuh uh"

or when the conversation starts dying "its a shame you're not my type"

When a girl starts talking, i grab for a pack of gum and offer (no words, just hold it out in front of her.) whether she takes it or not, i DO NOT take any gum, and put it straight back in my pocket. She'll become self concious about her breath, without you having said anything.

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"Wisest is he, who knows he does not know." - Socrates.

this sounds really good but, it would make me TOO self concious i think...if it happened to me. doesnt this backfire a lot? for me it would set the tone for the rest of the conversation

wouldn't you think calling her a retard is a bit extreme?

Yes, whoever said that is an idiot. In my experience, negs are extremely dangerous and should be used with caution. Some girls are very sensitive. A guy can easily kill his momentum by trying to drop a neg in the wrong situation or maybe being a little too harsh. IMO, and I'm kinda new, I think negging isn't really worth the risk.

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i guess just make sure before you neg, that you actually do need to neg. don't just do it because it's part of the routine

Be careful you don't go too far, if you do that too much you may seem like a total dick, when really you aren't. That's the beauty of negs, when used properly: They work like a charm.

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Not here to be negitive aboout ideas above but i will give my take on the Legendary Neg theory.

So Why neg, in my mind it relates always to the balence. When in the end game getting a number or more you want to both feel high value people. Otherwise she will feel you are out her league or you won't have a chance in hell.

So micro calibration, ping pong. As in balence exactly what is going on when you neg you are aiming to make her own seen value as just below yours, enough to keep her feeling in a miny awe but enough to make her feel asif she can match your expectations.
Leave possbility.
"You make the cutest expressions, it amzing. Me and you are getting along really great, but you'll proberbly say something to put me off in 5 mins time."

Its crazy but most of life is about balence, and this shit is just the same. PING - PONG!

Give her a chance guys. And as a result you will give yourself one .
Harsh negs need to be early and almost unseen.
But the other negs can just be in the middle.
Hwoever am always up for learning

I used to be purely against negs, but negging, if done correctly, does not ruin momentum.
The things to be cautious about is the targer you're negging. The rules were that 10's can be negged a maxiumum of 3 times. This is usually the most amount of quips you'll need for her to fall off her pedestal and start qualifying herself to you.
8's and 9's can generally recieve 1-2 negs, and finally 6-7's should recieve none unless they're really asking for one...

My favorite negs are as follows:
Shotgun negs:
1. "Wait your turn Ms. Greedy, I'll come around to you."
- when talking to get my attention.
2. "Wow your friend has a problem with keeping her hands to herself huh?"
- when she touches you to get your attention.
3. "Oh well....that's...nice."

Tease negs:
1. "Oh there's no way your mom let you out looking like that, [re-arrange something on her, or pull her shirt down over her midriff]. THERE, now you look like a lady."
2. "That's it, I think we should break up. Tomorrow I'm gonna come and get my CD's."

Sniper negs:
1. "Sorry, you spit on my face a little, what was that?" [as you wipe away fake spit]
2. If she's drinking a beer, or other drink without a straw. "Did you know I can tell how good a kisser girls are by the way they drink from a straw? Oh you don't have one...not a lot of hope for you..." Make a frowny face.

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