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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:20 pm 
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Ok, first of all, I wanna thank all of you PUAs and the community. Without your material and help, I would not have done it.

Few days ago I wrote how I met this girl on the party.
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I went to my old friends party and there was this HB8 and HB9. Well...first of all, I didn't talk to the HB9 almost at all. I only asked her one question...that's bc I was gaming HB8 and it would have been really wierd if I had gamed HB9 also in the same room under HB8 eyes.
First I talked to HB8 and made cocky-funny remarks, played it cool. Then she wanted to go to the shop near there and I said I'll go with her. On the way I cocky-funny/neg'd her and kinod by pushing her and stuff...she pushed back and pulled me from my tie. In the house we talked about normal stuff and basically comfort. I started to make Cube to her but she had to leave and we left it there.
Next day I sms'd her about 2PM and cocky-funny'd her, used Edge elements. Finally after about 4 sms's she askes ME out to karaoke night. I go and she starts hitting on me like crazy. She touches my leg with her's, playes with her hair like crazy, says stuff like: "what do you think about kissing me" aso. Anyways, I play it cool, cocky-funny her back on her answeres and then we chat and shit. Then my friends come there, by accident and ask if they can join, 2HB8. Good DHV. Then we sing and win the night bc she sings very well.
After that we go to walk and talk about idiotic funny stuff. And at some point she startes biting my ear and stuff...we kiss. Then hang out about 4 hours more, kising and stuff...she's all over me.
That's my actual first FAST k-close (3 days in conclusion is fast for me...till now).
Now. The thing is...she fell for me quite hard and we went on the third meetup to the wilderness and I gave her finger...she was about to get orgasm.. And now, on the 5 th date, I f-closed her. Well, tecnically . I had troubles getting it in and it was really fcking painful :S so we tried few times to get it in and hold it there...but it was no good use, so I just used my magic fingers and she used her mouth...and not for speaking.

Actually, my question is: is this REALLY the thing I waited, like...it hurted like hell and there was no pleasure for my man at all (except the oral thing).. If that's that then I feel I have been riped off :S


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how the hell did it hurt? did you use a condom?

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Yea, condom...it hurted when she tried to pull my prepuce back..


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I have the same problem with the girl im "seeing" at the moment..

If its hurting you (as it is me sometimes) then she is probably very tight (or you have a cock like a coke can). The best way to enjoy sexing her up is to go overdive on the foreplay (im sure there are posts about fingering / oral / toys / food / ice etc) to get her really wet, and maybe some lube..

you'll be railing her in no time..

and remeber to pinch the end of the condom (not only to make room for the soldiers) but to give it a little bit of extra room, it'll slide down your bell when you are doing the horizontal monster mash..

AND! Dont feel ripped off about the first time..it is a feeling like "Wtf? ive been stressing about this crap for how long?!?!" isnt it?.. yea, its all the hype put onto it; and the endless amount of porn watched before accually doing it..

Keep at it for a while, go slow and enjoy the connection between you and your woman on both physical and spiritual levels...

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