This is the first of hopefully many FRs which i hope you will all enjoy reading and commenting on. I don't write lies - its only the ugliest truth below, no matter how good (or bad)..

Having joined this site yesterday, i thought i'd share my efforts sarging this evening with my Mentor. My mentor is not known amongst the online community, despite having over 195 women tour his bedroom in a 33 short years , he just does not give a damn about computers (im young, so im allowed to)..- but he respects and uses the very techniques found in the Game.

Anyway! back to the point.

Out on holiday, going out to a bar with my mentor; basically - he just dictates what to do, and plans out a strategy. He buys the first round and sends his willing apprentice to scout out potentials.

Having met up with more friends at the bar (on of which is a tall HB7) I report back two targets, HB6 and HB8.5 talking to eachother in a pretty secluded part of the bar.

Plan: while on the way out for a smoke, strike an opener with the two, Style's very own, "Best friend competition".. anyways, i knew the lines - my mentor was watching through the window.. off I went.

Illusionist -"Hey!.. are you two sisters??" I ask (ready to rattle off "only friends eh? well let me do a little examination of your friendship....)

HBs - "Yes! yes we are sisters!" they reply

Illusionist - "only frrr..." (did they just say they are sisters?!?!?!!.. F***!!)

Luckily, using my boyish charms.. I pocket my increasingly shakey hands - knowing i was on the brink of a monumental opener-cock up..

I slid out the words "well..thats unusual for two sisters to be at a place like this..?"

*Expecting the worst*

HB6 - "Well, yea - i guess it is where are you from? let me guess! Ireland!?" she replied in broken English.

Being from Scotland; i neg'd this by telling the HB8.5 that her sister can't place an accent very well (a positive reaction buuut).. instantly realising another cock up! (Never neg the less attractive one.. makes you look like nasty)

I had to comment on her being very close and commend her on it...

3 hours later and in the basement of a DnB nightclub - the HB8.5 (who my mentor decided to claim...) passed out after smoking a J ( i dont smoke) and a little too much booze.
and her HB6 sister decided to be playful and frisk me - finding my ID and worked out i was 19.... she being 30 suddenly decided i was too young left with her sister without so much as a kiss-close. pissshh!

Failure, but non the less, productive.
Seeing as im a total newbie (as in this was my first time properly sarging) to this Game stuff; i can walk away with a few pointers.

- Be very flexible with Openers.

- Think outside the box.. very far outside.

- For god's sake! learn some of the local language when on holiday..

- Don't let your Mentor light up a J-banger and white out some targets (it was pretty funny in retrospect...)

-Illusionist-